by Wenjo December 02, 2007
1. A very popular exclamation. Can be used in almost any situation.
2. The act of pooping
3. The poop itself
4. Something awesome
5. Shit can also refer to something very flammable and fun to burn while in the woods. Usually plant material, but sometimes dried shit(poo) can also be shit. This is ironic shit.
6. Whatever the fuck you want it to be.
2. The act of pooping
3. The poop itself
4. Something awesome
5. Shit can also refer to something very flammable and fun to burn while in the woods. Usually plant material, but sometimes dried shit(poo) can also be shit. This is ironic shit.
6. Whatever the fuck you want it to be.
1. Shit! It's due tommorow?!
2. Dude, I have to shit so bad. Why did I eat those brownies your crazy ex sent you...
3. Yeah I woke up and there was shit all over my bathroom. Never drinking after Indian food.
4. Dude this weed is the shit!
5. Hey Brian go get some more shit. The fire's dying.
I feel bad for what we did to the shit
tree, but man it was fun. I hope my
eyebrows grow back.
6. Shit!
2. Dude, I have to shit so bad. Why did I eat those brownies your crazy ex sent you...
3. Yeah I woke up and there was shit all over my bathroom. Never drinking after Indian food.
4. Dude this weed is the shit!
5. Hey Brian go get some more shit. The fire's dying.
I feel bad for what we did to the shit
tree, but man it was fun. I hope my
eyebrows grow back.
6. Shit!
by naylordude424 November 30, 2009
by poopsniffer123 July 16, 2009
If you don't know what shit is you have shit for brains. I do have a nice bit to add on the origin of the word though.
ORIGIN: Hundreds of years ago in England manure was shipped as fertilizer by sea to famers for use on their fields. The ships that they used to haul this nasty freight were wooden and the smell of fresh shit made the sailors sick. Some sailors started storing the shit deep in the hull and even attempted to seal off the smell. Unfortunatey, the methane gas from all the manure built up and as soon as some poor sailor came by with a lit pipe or a lantern... BOOM!!!
To avoid this, sailors realized they had to let the dangerous cargo air out, and that manure was only safe at the top of the frieght stacks in the ocean breeze. Crates holding manure had the abbreviation S.H.I.T. on them to remind sailors to Ship High In Transit. Thus, the term shit was born and went on to become one of the most beloved and interchangable curse words in English history. Now ain't that some fascinating shit?
ORIGIN: Hundreds of years ago in England manure was shipped as fertilizer by sea to famers for use on their fields. The ships that they used to haul this nasty freight were wooden and the smell of fresh shit made the sailors sick. Some sailors started storing the shit deep in the hull and even attempted to seal off the smell. Unfortunatey, the methane gas from all the manure built up and as soon as some poor sailor came by with a lit pipe or a lantern... BOOM!!!
To avoid this, sailors realized they had to let the dangerous cargo air out, and that manure was only safe at the top of the frieght stacks in the ocean breeze. Crates holding manure had the abbreviation S.H.I.T. on them to remind sailors to Ship High In Transit. Thus, the term shit was born and went on to become one of the most beloved and interchangable curse words in English history. Now ain't that some fascinating shit?
Shit can mean anything from the lowest of the low to the greatest of the great!
Ex: Denzel Washington's acting is the shit!!! (positive)
Ex2: Rush Limbaugh is a lardass, hypocritical, lying, bigoted, drug addicted, narrow-minded, arrogant, and self-obsessed piece of toxic shit!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Ex: Denzel Washington's acting is the shit!!! (positive)
Ex2: Rush Limbaugh is a lardass, hypocritical, lying, bigoted, drug addicted, narrow-minded, arrogant, and self-obsessed piece of toxic shit!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
by Jr Phillips August 11, 2009
The definition of shit is Ship High In Transit. Back in the day of the colonial times ships would box horse and cow manure and transport them in ships, but when a crew men would go check on the cargo of manure with a lantern, meanwhile the boxed manure is on the bottom of the ship which has moisture creating methane gas. As the crew men approached the bottom deck it would explode to smithereens . There for they stamped SHIT on the boxes to make sure they are stored on a higher level of the ship.
by KyleKendrick February 11, 2009
Star Trek employee: Bridge to sanitation, someone took a shit on the captain's chair...again.
Employer: You're hired.
Ted: ...Shit.
Connor: I'm looking for Arnie.
Black dude: Fuck you, never heard of him!
Connor: *knocks dude to the ground* Cut the shit!
Employer: You're hired.
Ted: ...Shit.
Connor: I'm looking for Arnie.
Black dude: Fuck you, never heard of him!
Connor: *knocks dude to the ground* Cut the shit!
by DarthKieduss February 23, 2014
He just did the smelliest shit ever!
I have to shit but there are no facilities around.
That exam was so shit!
Shit! I forgot my suitcase!
I have to shit but there are no facilities around.
That exam was so shit!
Shit! I forgot my suitcase!
by Mayor of Awesome Town September 19, 2009