stirrin them guts

euphemism for having sex

When Sam finally got home from Korea he spent the first week "stirrin them guts"!

by tdale51 November 21, 2009

Stirring the mayo jar

A term for female masturbation, characterized by the noise made while stirring a jar of mayonnaise.

She just finished stirring the mayo jar. Hopefully she didn't get any in her pants.

by Elysian893 November 24, 2010

shirting

The act of smoking marijuana while doing laundry, followed by placing a batch of freshly dried/warm shirts upon the face resulting in a prolonged sensation of bliss.

Friend: What are you up to this afternoon?
Other friend: Shirting my ass off until all my laundry is done.

by dburneikis August 23, 2011

stirring the martini

Term for female masturbation or Fingering a woman.

She was stirring the martini, while I listened on the phone.

by Wesley H. December 24, 2008

Stirring the batter

The act of self gratification through manual hand labor.

Person A: What the hell is taking him so long in the bathroom?
Person B: He's probably stirring the batter.
Person A: He better clean up his batter.. I don't want it all over my bathroom.

by Playa Pancho February 19, 2008

Stirring the chum bucket

When you cum multiple times in a girl who is having her period without ever pulling out.

She was on the rag so I ended up stirring the chum bucket all night.

by Crons August 5, 2020

shit stirring

starting trouble out of the blue for literally no good reason other than to entertain urself out of boredom for the reactions of others

Chloe: Sorry love im really busy this weekend i’ll try to catch up later :)
Lily: You hate me don’t you :(
Chloe: wtf i’m literally studying this weekend stop shit stirring

by animal monkey February 5, 2021