got the shemp

When somebody makes a mistake.

Doctor Shemp's name is considered an in-joke at Insomniac games, the employees using the phrase "got the shemp" whenever a blunder is made.

by The Logical Fallacy May 26, 2018

My little Shampoo Bottle

It's is when your significant other uses alot of cringy nicknames for you and you are really just mocking them by saying "my little shampoo bottle".

Them: "you are my little rolly polly"
You: aw thanks "my little shampoo bottle".

by Getbob April 11, 2023

Shampooing

To indulge in alcoholic consumption the following day/night after getting completely shitfaced the night before. Usually it's easier to get drunk that next night.

Kate and Lauren are shampooing in the fratmosphere again tonight!

by Fropaholic June 23, 2009

papi shampoo

Dominican slang for a man who is dressed nice, gets all the women, and gives a lot of attention to his hair.

"It's just that Imma Papi shampoo"
"Be careful with your girl, that guy over there is a papi shampoo"

"Loco pero Yo soy un Papi Shampoo"

by G money slice November 1, 2007

shampoo a moose

large sperm buildup which when relieved would be enough to cover a moose. Usually due to lack of sex for an extended period of time.

Man...I havent had sex in so long I could "shampoo a moose".

by the_trapper August 15, 2006

Shampube

To use shampoo on your pubic hair. Usually more effective than soap alone.

Randy felt quite rejuvenated because he had shampubed during his morning shower.

by MikeMacE January 15, 2009

Shampube

The act or action of shampooing one's pubes.

I think I'll shampube in the shower tonight.

by Frank :D December 15, 2008