shmed

nick shrmens nickname

shmed is gay so go and say hii

by pooo February 4, 2005

Shamed

Shamed- To shit and cum at the same time

Guy #1- man did you fuck that girl last night?

Guy#2- ya I did, but I don't think we will fuck ever again

Guy#1- Why not??

Guy#2- Because I "shamed" my self...

Guy#1- WTF is shamed??

Guy#2-It's when you shit and cum at the same time

Guy#1- gross, why would you do that you freak?

Guy#2- I couldn't help it, there was shit and cum everywhere

by bobcat 09 April 8, 2008

Shimeme syndrome

A disease known to hinder your ability to post anything other than shitty memes.

I think Davon is suffering from shimeme syndrome... He always posts memes that make me hurl.

by Bowl of dicks January 21, 2017

Shimode

The art of curling one out in the car whilst stationary in a traffic jam on the highway.

Auntie Eartha was bursting for a shite whilst stuck in traffic so she shimode on the seat 😳

by Rita2468 May 19, 2018

Shmede

Describes whatever your current feeling is e.g if you’re sad say shmede with a sad face (and bottom lip out) and if you’re happy say shmede with a happy face.

Omg I’m so shmede right now!

by MrShmede July 14, 2018

Shimeat

The action of Smacking someone or something with Someone's Dick meat

I'm going to smack you with my Shimeat

by AnythingCausal June 4, 2019

Slimedick

A male dopewhore, will often be dating a female dealer.

Man, you only with her cause she's dealing. You slimedickin' motherfucker.

by The Baroness 417 June 21, 2021