phantom shift

A phantom shift is when you have a friend clock in for you and you don't show up all day but still get paid

I got turned up on New Years. My buddy of mine will give me a phantom shift

by Jtran57 January 10, 2016

graveyard shift

Working midnight shifts

I hate my graveyard shift as a security person.

by Quyen Chau December 08, 2004

Shift F7

A phrase to use when you lack an adjective in your conversation.
Derived from the shortcut key for the thesaurus in a microsoft word document.

person 1: and thats what temporal summation is...
person 2: ok i get the meaning but put it into context its just so..... shift F7

The book itself was an anecdotal account of the trials and tribulations of the dpression. Harsh, Oblique, Shift F7 and somewhat beautiful in its portrayal.

by AlPhAfEmAlE May 01, 2006

Shift Happens

When a string of exclamation marks turns into 1s on instant messengers.

Person 1: Hey man wht up?
Person 2: DUUUUDE LAST NIGHT WAS SIIICK!!!!1
Person 1: mate...whts with the 1?!
Person 2: sorry...shift happens!!!!1!

by Milky655 April 28, 2010

shift whore

A fellow co-worker of your's that is willing to cover anyone shift when asked. Be it for the extra hours or that they don't have lives.

Barbara: Hey Raymond, Could you work my Saturday 3:00pm to 11 shift? I've got a hair appointment...

Raymond: Hell no bitch! I'm not your shift whore.

by DatColetrain February 26, 2011

Dick Shift

The act of giving a handjob to the person in the passenger seat while driving a car. Thus creating the act of dick shifting.

Joey: Aw dude Tina gave me the perfect dick shift last week. She didn't even crash the car!

Maxx: Lucky, I've only gotten to second base with my girl!

by whocouldibethatisgivingthedef June 24, 2011

Glen Shift

When a driver (Usually A Glen) shifts down a gear without rev-matching causing the car to move in a jerking motion.

That Glen shift was awful. I think I got whiplash...

by TheGlenMachine June 15, 2020