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Shuckworthy 

An adjective that means unfortunate or irritating, often used when one is trying to avoid profanity. It is an alternative to just saying “shucks” as an exclamation.
Your friend: “Man, this is shuckworthy. First my dog dies, and now I got fired? What should I do?”
You: “That sure is shuckworthy, in fact one of the most shuckworthy things I’ve ever heard. I recommend trying a therapist.”
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butter shuckser 

Noun - "A person who licks a cow in the gooch, and shakes up its milk in their mouth. After a couple hours of ravenous shaking, it turns into butter. This process is completed by swallowing the butter. It is a common method for horny farmers to relieve themselves"
Some people that are butter shucksers are Mr. Bon Qui Qui, Garfield, And your local farmer.
butter shuckser by Señor Chang December 1, 2013
Related Words
Look at the shmuck on that horse!
shmuck by Bobby Leeford October 16, 2008

Shuckle-Bucked 

To get raped in a fruit field or under an apple tree, usually by a small adorable creature, who doesn't seem like they are capable of such an action. A man or woman can Shuckle-Buck you, but it's not likely.
Did you hear Tommy got Shuckle-Bucked after work on Tuesday? Yea, he cut his hand on a Pineapple, that shit is all over You Tube.
Shuckle-Bucked by Scoot Shabalzo October 28, 2011

Condom Shucker 

Someone who shucks a used condom like you would shuck an oyster. Slurp Slurp B*tch.
Andy Dick is an unconfirmed Condom Shucker.

Did you see that condom shucker go? Like he was gonna suck the winning lottery number out of that fucker.
you are a shmuck for pulling that stunt.
shmuck by eraoner April 13, 2007

shuck and jive 

A phrase no one knew was racist until Yahoo said so.
"Hey man, did you hear shuck and jive is racist?"

"Yeah. Yahoo is my homepage too, man."
shuck and jive by Editor9955 October 24, 2012