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shejaculate

the clear or milky liquid sometimes violently expelled during the female orgasm; that which is squirted by a squirter
Alex: How's the sex with her anyways?
Tom: It's insane. She's a squirter.
Alex: No way.

Tom: Yeah, we have to put down a towel or the entire mattress gets soaked with shejaculate.
by smurfdog April 21, 2014
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shear stupidity

Getting an outrageously expensive haircut that ends up making you look like you got run over by a rusty lawnmower.
Did you see James? He looks like he just stuck his finger in a wall socket.

Yeah, splurging on a haircut like that was shear stupidity.
by backinbowl February 17, 2010
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Shearch

The act of scoping out the best place at a crowded party to take a shit
Joe: Dude where have you been?
Steve: Man I've been shearching but there's too many hot girls using all the bathrooms.
Joe: Sucks man. Guess you'll just have to praire dog.
by mshizzle10 January 20, 2015
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shear bear

A monster who steals water bottles from little kids and tries to put kids in the copy machine
That guy's stealing he's being a shear bear
by daniel.df3 June 10, 2017
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Shea Regan

Shea Regan is an amazing person, and if you betray one I will personally kill you.
Guy: Have you seen Shea Regan?

Guy 2: Yeah, why?
Guy: She’s such a- *gunshot*
Guy 2: >:)
by _-_-_Broken_-_-_-_ February 8, 2019
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Sheap

A Sheap nuff said
A sheap is in the grass
by Zypher. June 13, 2019
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shea

shea is a weird wacky character they can be a boy or girl they are very energetic and are usually talking all the time but they have a very deep mind that most ppl dont know about they usually have at least 7-11 friends and alot of ppl that hate him/her they are described as a freak the outcast and weird but they are lovable and unlovable at the same time they can get worked up other something minor for months but they put on a fake smile and act like they once was. i am that person i am a shea and these are all stuff based off of my life so far and i forgot to mention they have a decent family
shea is so weird and annoying
by septic07 July 17, 2019
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