{Two guys at a local ice hockey rink}
(Guy 1): Where's Donald?
(Guy 2): He called me on his cell a little while ago. Said that he douched out on the ice on the way here and shat himself, and that he had to run home and change his pants because he didn't want to smell like shit.
{From a phoney-bologna Christmas song I came up with in late-2011}
...Then how the reindeer hated him,
As they shat themselves with fear (again!)
Rudolph the fucking reindeer,
Have a real fucked-up new year!!!
(Guy 1): Where's Donald?
(Guy 2): He called me on his cell a little while ago. Said that he douched out on the ice on the way here and shat himself, and that he had to run home and change his pants because he didn't want to smell like shit.
{From a phoney-bologna Christmas song I came up with in late-2011}
...Then how the reindeer hated him,
As they shat themselves with fear (again!)
Rudolph the fucking reindeer,
Have a real fucked-up new year!!!
by Telephony March 21, 2012
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Get the shatari mug.When you are not surprised a/o amazed by something, usually when someone claims that it is indeed amazing.
Can also be used in present tense: "Bricks are not shat."
Can also be used in present tense: "Bricks are not shat."
Rachel claimed that her juggling trick was amazing and awe-inspiring, but alas, bricks were not shat.
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Short form of the Italian word "sbattimento", meaning something stressful you wouldn't want to deal with, something effort-requiring you don't feel like doing
Used as an exclamation, especially in Northern Italy
Used as an exclamation, especially in Northern Italy
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Guy 1: Where we tryna eat?
Guy 2: I don’t know dude... I’m down for anything other than Mexican food.
Guy 1: What’s wrong with Mexican food?
Guy 2: Last time I ate a burrito, I nearly shat my brains out.
Guy 1: Haha, you’re such a shatass!
Guy 2: I don’t know dude... I’m down for anything other than Mexican food.
Guy 1: What’s wrong with Mexican food?
Guy 2: Last time I ate a burrito, I nearly shat my brains out.
Guy 1: Haha, you’re such a shatass!
by JakeHasUD March 16, 2019
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