Brown sharpie

When you shid and wipe but the brown just keeps coming. No matter how much you wipe your ass, the toilet paper still has shid on it

Dude 1: dude what took you so long?
Dude 2: it was a brown sharpie
Dude 1: oh damn that’s rough

by DankCheddar76 October 1, 2022

Sharpie Boy

A name given to the odd boys out there that love to toy with sharpies. (Inserting them Into the anus or using them in other sexualized ways).

Hey, have you seen Theo? I heard he's the school Sharpie Boy.

by battweryac1d January 20, 2022

hurricane sharpie

Attempting to control the weather using nothing more than a marking pen and a map..

Looks like Hurricane Sharpie has veered towards Kansas now!!

by Ski Doggie September 10, 2019

sharpie bath

A reference to a popular anecdote/inside joke in the homestuck fandom, where a cosplayer took a bath in sharpie ink and alcohol to dye their skin grey.

Vriska cosplayer: ‘How are we going to get our skin grey?’
Terezi cosplayer: ‘What about a sharpie bath?’
Laughter ensues.

by backinthedark May 10, 2023

Sharpy-Sharp

When you sharpen your pencil so much that the led falls out.

Brotha, that pencil was sharpy-sharp!!

by Toastie-toastie February 11, 2019

full sharpie

To go to comically inept and frequently fraudulent lengths to support a claim (to the point of altering the actual stats/maps/data with a sharpie and presenting it "real")

He went the full sharpie to defend his ludicrous claim

by NormDePlume September 5, 2019

Sharpie Madness

Creating madness with a sharpie and or other thick tipped pen.

On the bathroom wall is a bunch of sharpie madness written about Rockawesome.

by hallipino December 31, 2010