Grime-share

1)
noun-
The mysterious space between the headboard and back of the bed where my cat disappears to during the middle of the night.

2)
noun-
A less than impressive time-share location which is poorly maintained and cared for.

Def 1)

Wife: "Where is Buddah? I can't find her anywhere! I checked her litter pan, the window, and there still is no sign of her!"

Husband: (Shaking food canister) "Oh, there she is! It looks like she was in her grime-share under the bed."

Def 2:

Wife: "Honey, this isn't what the time-share looked like in the brochure!"

Husband: "Time-share?!?!? This s(feces)it looks more like a GRIME-SHARE to me!"

by JasoRobi (buggieblade) May 6, 2008

share the wealth

Used to express strong desire for something belonging to someone else. Normally used as a cheeky attempt to gain something with little effort

"Those chips look nice - share the wealth!"
"Good one"
"No really - share the wealth NOW!"

by tiddlywinkle March 27, 2005

Reaper's Share

Alcohol that mysteriously goes missing when the drinker is getting extremely tired and / or intoxicated.

What happened to Don's last two beers? Was that the Reaper's Share?

by Shames September 25, 2017

Sharing Size

A size on candy packages like m&ms that you should supposedly share with a friend or family member but you eat the whole damn pack. You pig.

I bought a sharing size pack of Skittles but before I knew it i ate them all.

by Yeetusdeletusfetus January 11, 2020

sharing the bag

1. When two people in a sexual relationship are ready to move beyond vanilla sex.

2. Improving one's friendship with a roommate or classmate to the point where you both are comfortable helping each other carry a bag, for example, one person holds each handle.

I don't know how Tim feels, but I think I'm ready to start sharing the bag.

by yankeesfan1989 December 5, 2013

monkey's share

Taking the larger share by stealth: The extra part gained by stealth

"I poured us both a glass of wine but gave myself the monkey's share when she wasn't looking"

by Barninja November 11, 2014

Shared Pants

When you're budget is so tight, you have to resort to sharing pants with your spouse

John and Mary are so broke, they decided it was a shared pants situation if they were going to save for a new toaster

by The Pensionator July 30, 2017