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Shant

Shit Bant which must land and be approved by the boys, otherwise it's got to go.

Poor Shant is punished by the Ministry of Shant (MoS).
MoS guidelines dictate a game of Fives must be played to determine the weakest Shant.
Shant is strictly off limits to girls, especially fat ones.
Shant can be supplied in many forms, most commonly 'Shant in a bag' (weed)
"that was good shant that"
or

"shantastic"
or
Barber's done you dirty, "yeh i know mate, absolute Shangles"
or
"Let's have some Shant"
or

"Contain the Shant"
by Lord Telf December 11, 2020
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Shant

A fatass that eats everything that aren’t vegetables
That must be shant he ate the fucking bench
by Pussykiller69420noice November 13, 2019
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Shant

pants for men that are not full length. Above the ankle but below the knee.
Dude's trying to wear Shants and a sport coat.
by Clownhammer June 10, 2022
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Shants

Shants is a new word in the English language popularized in the late 2000s. Shants are short pant that end mid-calf or just below the calf.

Previously know as capri pants.
Shants are great on a hot summer day, when you need to dress a little less formally, but still want to be comfortable.
by Shants inventor March 5, 2009
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Shant

Armenian name literally translating to “lightnint bolt”.
Wow, Shant; thats a cool name!
by HayNames November 23, 2021
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Shant

When a male sits on a chair or couch resembling a toilet and she blows him and as soon as he's about to cum you point his penis twords his face and he shits himself at the same time. If you've Done this task correctly you should have a face of cum and a shit stained couch.
Dude becca came over and we shant, I blew a fat load on myself and had to buy a new couch.
by P1cha3l June 16, 2018
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Shant

Shant is seen as a normal boy with a normal life but nobody knows the shit that he has been through. The only thing shant cares about is love, friendship and progress. So shant isn’t bothering other people with his own problems. When shant trust you and he wants to be your friend/ boyfriend he would like to make everyday a happy day for you. When enters a room some people look up and some don’t, because some don’t know how lovely and sweet shant is
You are like a shant
by You’re president January 18, 2018
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