shamockery

Any almost any activity or event that takes place in Florida.

Hey, did you see the Dj at the House of Blues in orlando? He was a shamockery to the profession, he used a pre-recorded set.

Did you hear about billy's dad, the guy in transport? Transport, Ha, thats complete shamockery, transport in hand made goods from Columbia, right.

The election of George Bush by the Florida Supreme Court was shamockery.

by TDK July 11, 2006

Shamrocked

when you get so stoned off that green leaf on saint pattys day.

Im getting sooooo shamrocked after work.

by GangaGod March 17, 2017

shammock

John McAfee's genius invention where a hole is cut in a hammock typically where one's butt rests. The hole is used to drop large amounts of fecal matter on top of the person below.

Bro, you should try a shammock with your wife!

Ew no, why would I do that?

John McAfee did it and he was looking super healthy so it must be good for you

by johnmcaffelover69 February 1, 2022

shamcock shake

The act of dipping one's penis into a McDonalds Shamrock Shake and then recieving oral sex.

Dude last night i gave Brittany a Shamcock Shake, my dick was freezing but it was so worth it.

by mrmrfresh April 10, 2012

Shamcocking

when a man colors his penis green in rememorance of St. Patricks day and proceeds to have sex or recieve head from a woman. There will be green marker left behind on the woman for everyone to see.

Hey look at Ashleys mouth its green. She was definitely just shamcocking Jared.

by somerandomguy987 May 30, 2011

shamrocker

Normal of hispanic origian much like emo and goth except on crack. They are complete jackass's like johnny knoxville. They normaly hate every thing thats not like them. Except hispanics and asians and anime. Wear black and green(like Link) from zelda. There rockers(mostly, only hardcore and metal). I like Industrial Metal alot. And my friend Joe a.k.a Haku, likes metal and alternative metal like a true shamrocker. One more thing.... We better then you!!!!!!!!!!

shamrocker: Hey you fucking emo bitch get a life
Emo bitch: im so gay and lonely
Shamerocker: fucken popers think they are so cool they just gay in denail
poper:don't talk about me and my gay lovers

by Salvador de Shamrocker September 16, 2006

Shamrocked

When a person leaves a place, usually a party or social gathering, without giving proper goodbyes to the people he was with. Usually due to a high level of intoxication.

Does anyone know where Spencer is?
He said he was going to the bathroom, but I think he totally just shamrocked us!

by Nickle Bags February 4, 2009