Shopping Ninja

When the person you're shopping with randomly disappears with the shopping cart with out you noticing. You usually spend the rest of the shopping trip looking for them.

Jack: Yo Sally have you seen mom?

Sally: She pulled a shopping ninjas on me.

by Lumlotus May 14, 2013

cock shopping

When a girl walks around a bar, or gym, talking to every guy she sees, flirting, and gazing in the eyes.

That girl I was just talking to must be cock shopping, she just walked away from me, and started talking to that guy over there.

by ShoreJJ June 1, 2006

Judge Shopping

The act of looking for a judge that will rule in your favor.

Frank: What's the status of my drinking ticket?

Lawyer: We need to go Judge Shopping. I know a judge on the 3rd floor who used to be an alcoholic, he will find you innocent.

Frank: Sweet, let's go!

by Timo Supremo April 8, 2009

retro shopping

To compare prices for an item after you've already purchased it.

Jim couldn't resist buying that 2001 Harley as soon as he saw it. After a little retro shopping, he was thrilled to realize he also got a great deal on it.

by Mydaho January 22, 2007

shopping

buying a whole lot of stuff that you don't really need

i went shopping today!

by mousey March 17, 2004

nut slapping

When your balls swing to and fro, hitting your grundle and the womans mound when giving her a furious pounding resulting in a a pleasant "shuck-shuck-shuck" sound.

Dude, I was banging this bitch so hard last night she got a savage nut slapping

by The Nut Slapper August 31, 2006

shopping jihad

A relentless pursuit to purchase a particular item, no matter what lengths or methods are required to secure it in the desired size and color. Includes sub-categories such as shoe jihad, jean jihad, etc.

"I don't care if they're sold out - I will not call off my shopping jihad until I find those Chanel flats in pink patent leather...size 9!"

by Anna LeStache February 22, 2010