Jailhouse C-section

Getting raped so hard in jail by a huge black dick that your asshole requires stitches.

Jeff: How was your 5-year sentence?

Adam: Terrible. Bubba gave me a jailhouse C-section everyday.

by TheIronGiant November 3, 2012

Comment section

A chaos where humanity goes to """talk""" about their shitty lives.

Guy 1: Dude, this youtuber's comment section is a piece of shit
Guy 2: ikr

by lol10096 June 3, 2018

Edwardian Section

To chew through the vampirically hardened placenta of the human-vampire baby in order to remove it from the dying mother, as described in the fourth book of the all-pervasive Twilight novels.

Like a C-section, only with more vampires.

Edwardian Sections (or E-sections) are not approved of by the medical community. Only by sappy fangirls.

by Generalissimo Dee January 6, 2009

Youtube comments section

The worst place to be in. And the land of unfunny memes.

For example, The Youtube comments section is now like:

zoom: exists

discord: ima end this man whole career

by FaintnessStraws July 1, 2020

Amy Santiago

To be an Amy Santiago means to be someone who plans too much and is very smart, used to go to math camp, prepares binders and looks for a mentor in everyone

“Look at that girl preparing for the exams, those are a year away!”
“I know and look at her binder, what an Amy Santiago”

by Pineapple2005 January 20, 2019

Santino

Santino is the sexy person ever to walk this earth, even if you have a boyfriend you would you still smash!!!!! He is the nicest, funniest and the best to rant to 10/10. Santino is so ridiculously hot with his muscles and his amazing personality. He is so protective and would never let anyone treat you like shit. His dick is also huge and his smile plus laugh lights up my whole. Anyone would be the luckiest girl to get him. He also has quite a lot of girls who want to get with him but he does not show it off and become cocky. Santino is the kid you fall in love with at first site <3 so make sure you marry him.

Santino is the ultimate daddy

by Ball sack hangs June 13, 2018

trumpet section

1) The section in the band that uses heavenly fragments of metal to kick the shit out of the universe.

2) The section that band directors hate to love.

1) After hearing the trumpet section play, Jesus shed a tear.

2) Goddamn I love the sound of a trumpet section.

by Daniel Ambrosini August 19, 2006