sammich

A type of portable food that, when fed to a painfully skinny woman, will magically turn her into a screaming hottie with a curvy ass and porn star tits.

I had a friend -- she was cute, but nothing to her. Then i gave her a sammich and she went overnight from Twiggy to Gianna Michaels.

by Lady Csyde September 1, 2009

sammich

Idiotic way of saying 'sandwich'.

Sandwiches are good.

by Cory S September 12, 2004

sammich

What a fucktard refers to a meal consisting of two slices of bread and some meat.

What school of Ebonics did this ignorant idiot go to, he can't even say the word sandwich, it comes out sammich.

by blochow2001 October 4, 2006

PBC SAMMICH

Peanut-butter and clitoris sandwich. Very delicious.

THAT WAS A GREAT PBC SAMMICH I HAD FOR LUNCH.

by PBC MAN July 27, 2010

Wang Sammich

A wang in a roll.
sorry wang best def I could think of ;_;

oh baby I'll love a Wang Sammich right about now..mmmmmm

by dot dot dot July 27, 2004

sammich

Something women make for men when they are hungry

Man: im hungry make me a sammich
Women: yes dear

by Beardedrick May 24, 2010

sammich dirty

when you talk in a tone normally used for phone sex, but about food.

guy or girl: (in a sexy voice) then I'll top it with some mayo.

guy or girl: ooh slow down. one layer at a time. mmmm. ur sammich dirty talk is driving me crazy.

by pistolsatmysides May 2, 2010