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Sebastian

Oh hey its sebastian!
Yeah the gayest kid in school!
by SirSpooks November 30, 2021
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Sebastian

One who is whipped repeatedly by his girlfriend before getting his trashcan raided.
"Damn dude, those raccoons made you look like a Sebastian"
by PimpedKoala August 16, 2016
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Sebastian

Sociopath that wants to bomb a elementary school with knifes during a bomb drill
"Have you seen Sebastian?"

"... um no..."
"That's not good. Did he go to the airport?"
"Um I heard him talking about that..."
"Shit"
by Thedude01924 January 4, 2012
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sebastian

idek sebastian
by Joseph Burden February 14, 2019
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Sebastian

He is a fuck boy he is crusty but cute he has beautiful brown eye and fine as fuck but is crusty too and he has soo much acne it's disgusting he says he has a girlfriend but is texting all these other girls and can't make up his mind on what his feelings are and can't pick one boy he also asks for nudes he makes you like him and then plays with your feelings he has a great style and I love his curly hair and skates his eyebrows are on fleck he is smart too he is rude and an ass hole but there's something about him and he is thick and i wanna squish his ass and has air pods and is rich and he's my bebe
sebastian is a fuck boy
by andthatsrealfacts December 16, 2018
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sebastian

A useless piece of shit. He lies around all day doing fuck all. He’s overweight but never has the balls to get up and do something about it. He always has to be right about everything and will ruin a night just to try and insist he’s right when he’s clearly not. Usually ugly and weird as well, waddling around like a retard while most people try to avoid him. You can’t rely on him for anything important. A fat, useless, unattractive parasite, you should make sure to steer clear of Sebastian.
“Ew, who’s that gross flabby piece of shit?”

“Ugh. That’s Sebastian. Let’s go.”
by Sebby_memez June 1, 2020
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