schurtle

Someone who smokes Newport 100's and uses cheap generic toilet paper (usually stolen from resident hall bathrooms)

"Damn boy did you that girl using generic toilet paper and smoking newport 100's"
"oh yeah she's such a smishnin schurtle"
"Calamazoo!!!"

by Xerxe April 14, 2008

scuttle

The smooth, not so subtle slide between people blocking your way to what you want. for example your beer, that hot looking bitch, ect.

Hey man, lets scuttle and see if we cant hit that.

by Bubba J October 2, 2007

Smurtle

(Smut-turtle) A woman who lives in seclusion yet still loves penis all of the time.

What road does that smurtle live on out in the Poconos?

by booganatoraa March 15, 2016

scurdle

To quickly run with a skip while you're scared 😱

When the robbery took place, Jesse scurdled away to safety.

by Brotendo November 29, 2016

Shurtle

This is what happens when you're swimming in the pool and "accidentally" eat crap off of the bottom.

"Man ,my brother was a real shurtle after that dog took a dump in water."

by Turtles2901 June 10, 2017

Skurtle

The small white balls of toilet paper left on the ground and occasionally attached to the woman's anus or vagina from wiping too hard.

Davis went down on his woman the other night and got a skurtle in mouth.

I am so tired of sweeping these skurtles up in the womans bathroom.

by Squatchhunter January 15, 2019

pinch and scuttle

1. when a lobster gives the pinch and scuttles away

2. to give "the finger" by forming your hand into a claw shape and "pinching", before quickly scuttling away.

3. to dine and dash

4. to go or leave

1. a lobster pinched a chef in a kitchen and scuttled away.

2. "he cut me off so I had to give the pinch"

3. "I couldn't find my wallet so I had to pich and scuttle.

4. It's late, I gotta pinch and scuttle.

by nefirum June 12, 2010