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Scrumageddon

the period of discomfort and disruption encountered by teams and organizations as they migrate to agile in general and scrum in particular
The organization has survived the turmoil of Scrumageddon and are now delivering value frequently in collaboration with the business
by joescho June 12, 2019
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scrumbee

A scrumbee is a cabin boy for rent usually with little to no experience in sailing they want to get around and get payed for the work on and off deck. A captain may hire many scrumbees on a voyage as they are cheap and useful. They wait by piers to find a captain in need of assistance.
Captain: I’m looking for a scrumbee

Scrumbee: hello sir I can assist you for three days max and would like to be dropped back here at the end of my time
by Smelly sock 🧦 October 30, 2020
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Scrimble

Someone who is very dear to you. Someone who is very silly and goofy which you very much appreciate. A funny pet name going hand in hand with 'skrunkle'
The scrimble sleeping !
by Skrunkle June 7, 2023
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Taiwanese Scramble

To crack an egg in a girls anus and have anal sex with her until the egg is completely scrambled.

Add some salt and pepper and enjoy!
Sam: bruh I gave my girl the Taiwanese Scramble last night
Lily: don’t talk to me
by Joshua Conduit May 29, 2020
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miss scramble

1) Miss Scramble is the queen of scrambled eggs, able to whip up a storm for a truckload of hungry lumberjacks with a few frying pans, stacks of egg cartons, and gallons of oil. She single-handedly saved the organic egg market after Paul Bunyan (that madlad) wanted some good eats, but was stuck inside due to COVID-19. Scramble, whose business had just enrolled in Postmates delivery, received an order of 20,000 eggs' worth of omelets from Bunyan and delivered to him within the hour, buying out every farmer's stock of eggs in a 100 mile radius. She is hailed as the Princess of Poach, Baroness of the Boiled, the Deviled Duchess, and has been bestowed the Tamago Tiara.

2) A phrase commonly misspelled, with variations like misscramble, miscramble, and mis-scramble, meaning incorrectly following the directions of a pre-determined scramble of a Rubik's cube.
1) Bob: "I would simp for Miss Scramble. Even though she ain't the tig biddy goth girl I want, she's a keeper 'cause she can sure scramble my eggs.

2) Joe: "Does anyone know how to spell misscramble?"
Evan: "Nope, I doubt it. Mis-scramble is just one that the Internet can't agree upon to spell, just like the way GIF is said."
by NotACube July 24, 2020
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egg scrambler

Someone who has sex with a chicken.
The man who was jailed after killing chickens by having sex with them claims he is an egg scrambler.
by daveobot October 22, 2020
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This one's sanity must've already crumbled...

This sentence is often used when someone is acting unusually silly or crazy.

Originally refers to the roguelite roblox game Deepwoken. In-game it is said by one of the ignition union members after facing akira in the depths and being told to back off even though they outnumber him.
Ultimately ending in the squad's death after they pass the line drawn by akira.
A: "sticking out your gyat for the rizzler.. ur so skibidi.. ur so fanum tax"
B: "This one's sanity must've already crumbled..."
by r0lfu October 22, 2023
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