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scots

1. The Scottish people - being either those belonging to the nation of Scotland or those who speak the Scottish language (Gaidhlig).
2. The Anglo-Saxon language of lowland Scotland. Derived from Old English and formerly referred to as 'Inglis/Ynglis' by its speakers until they usurped the title of 'Scottish' from the native, Gaelic speaking, Scots around the 15th century.
English : Scots

Lowlands : Lallans
Church : Kirk
Lake : Loch
by siarach July 23, 2008
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Scrotal warrior

Someone who is trying to be a dick, but is so incompetent that they are mere nut sacks.
He tried the old standby of calling me gay, but when I called him a scrotal warrior, he shut the fuck up.
by Rosa Vernal December 9, 2008
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Scotsman's scarf

The act of taking a long shit and wrapping it around somebody's neck for warmth. Most likely to occur in Cumnock (Ayrshire) or similar towns, where people can often be found sleeping on the street after a heavy night and somebody thought it would be funny/helpful to commit this act on them.
Hey Ewan, look at wee Angus sleeping in that doorway
Aye, he's had a few too many
Let's give him a Scotsman's scarf before he catches pneumonia
by mackemsam August 17, 2016
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scrot and go

When you drag your balls across an unexpecting victim in act of self-pleasure, then proceed to escapes the scene.
I just pulled a scrot and goat on my friend Becky, she was surprised.
by Larry Bung January 29, 2017
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Scroass

The bit of loose skin between a man's anus and his scrotum gets hairy during puberty impossible to shave has flaps because it gets squashed

Women like licking it even though guys think it's gay
Guy 1: A girl licked my scroass last night it was weird as
Guy 2: Duuuuuude that's gross

Guy 3: I mean I'd kinda like my scroass getting licked
by Jgiemmniay March 20, 2019
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Scrosexual

A person who identifies under the sexual orientation of scrosexuality

Scrosexual people typically partake in Ballstretching in order to achieve an hourglass shape scrotum. To scrosexual individuals the scrotum when stretched out and hanging low is he PARAMOUNT AESTHETIC . Scrosexual individuals are typically male but it is not limited to just men. A female can be scrosexual if she believes the the scrotum is the sexiest thing about her male counterpart. If anyones erotic focus is centered on the scrotum or scrocentric then they are scrosexual

This definition is accurate and the other definition on urban dictionary is inaccurate. It was written by “Scrotence Malone” in 2008 and it is outdated but more importantly so far from the true meaning of the word
Caroline is scrosexual because she loves saggy balls
by TheFirstLove February 19, 2022
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Total Scrotal

This day has just been 100% total scrotal man.
by Octojew March 9, 2018
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