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schootching

The act of schootching is unique to beautiful princesses and cheeky norrells. It is an intimate act of closeness, in no way 'playa-like' and requires co-operation of both parties.
Norrells will never schootch with anyone other than princesses, certainly not randoms.
Some people compare schootching with cootching, but its far better.
Often people cootch for the sake of it, especially males, and usually they count down while doing this, generally for a period of 20 seconds or less.
Schootching on the otherhand is not limited by time, as Norrells are (secretly) sensitive people, happy to schootch wherever, whenever, and for however long princesses like.
by Norrell March 18, 2005
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Scratching Post

During rough sex when the girl scratches the hell out of a mans back he is the scratching post.
Dude Mary made me her scratching post last night!
by swimmer2011 January 16, 2010
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scrunching a grumpy

the physical act of defecating, going number 2, shitting or more specifically: the movement of one's bowels resulting in the excretion of fecal matter, typically in a toilet.
Ciarra took matches and spray with her to the bathroom because she was planning on scrunching a grumpy.
by SlowPoke33 September 9, 2009
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hen-scratching

this term can be defined to mean either

a) someone's singing that sounds so horrendously bad it's as if a hen or rooster is literally scratching a blackboard.

b) a synonym, used mainly in Alberta in Western Canada, for turkey-chicken scrawl or terrible penmanship
two people who are in conversation, suddenly hear an unfamiliar voice coming from their school's basement.

person a): hang on, what's this hen-scratching?
person b) i think it's my friend Paul trying to sing, but he's singing out of tune with our high school band..

person a) roflmao
by Sexydimma February 29, 2012
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Scrooching

Getting your balls sucked through a tube and hits with a rubber hose
my balls are black and blue after a hard night of Scrooching
by DrLoveNuts July 19, 2007
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scoaching

(v) \skohch-ing\

The combined action of finding, conversing, and scoring with girls. Also can be used to describe each of these words' individual actions.

The word is derived from the first three letters "sco" of scoping, scooping, and scoring and combined with the term reaching to produce the word "scoaching"

scoach (v) the future tense of the word
scoture (n) the completed action of scoaching
A: Where's Jim?
B: He's busy scoaching those girls at the bar.
by PasstheAlt June 2, 2011
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Stop stretching my sweater!

Another way of saying the phrase "Don't push my buttons!"
Annoying little sister: poke poke poke poke poke! ha ha this is fun!!!
Older Sister(doing homework): Stop stretching my sweater!
by Ikillyounow!=) May 16, 2010
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