Something that is really hot, it can be applied to anything that is hot (ie, food, the weather, a girl, etc.). It can also be used as an independent curse word.
1) Me: Holy S***, this burrito is as fiery hot as Satan's Crotch.
2) Friend: It's hotter than Satan's Crotch out here.
3) Friend: Wow...that chick is as flaming hot as Satan's Crotch.
4) *Me stubbing my toe* SATAN'S UNHOLY, FLAMING CROTCH THAT HURT!
2) Friend: It's hotter than Satan's Crotch out here.
3) Friend: Wow...that chick is as flaming hot as Satan's Crotch.
4) *Me stubbing my toe* SATAN'S UNHOLY, FLAMING CROTCH THAT HURT!
by Jimbob Shankfest March 26, 2009
Get the Satan's Crotch mug.First action of a normal man who has an itch at the pubic area. The action provides with great pleasure to the male, and helps him to be awake for the rest of the day.
This morning I had the most annoying itch at my scrotum, actually it woke me up!, so I had my Morning Ballsack-Scratch to help myself.
by Marcogod October 27, 2010
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When an itch occurs just below the arm pit and you scratch it with the arm on the same side of the body as the itch.
by Whooty wrangler December 5, 2011
Get the Monkey Scratch mug.Slang for female masturbation, describing the 'all natural' way of pleasuring oneself using the fingers.
by Stephanie L. September 7, 2005
Get the scratching the pink turntable mug.Tall, slender type girls from the north (UK, Scottland) often with copper hair, long build, and relatively to absolutely fecking flat chested.
Did you see Martin's new bird and her big babs?
Nah mate, I'm more of a scotch pancake and leg man. Wouldn't mind a bit more breast-bone.
Nah mate, I'm more of a scotch pancake and leg man. Wouldn't mind a bit more breast-bone.
by Hossmann July 8, 2011
Get the Scotch Pancake mug.A huge bunch of keys carried by little fat security guards because it makes them feel important. The only keys actually used are the ones to his house, his mum's house and his silly white van. The 58 others are ones he's found.
Look at that guy's keyring! He must own lots of houses and cars.
Wrong! What we have here is a cretinous security guard. They're only Pork Scotch Keys. He found most of them. Hasn't a bloody clue what they're for.
What a nobhead.
Wrong! What we have here is a cretinous security guard. They're only Pork Scotch Keys. He found most of them. Hasn't a bloody clue what they're for.
What a nobhead.
by benny twadge May 24, 2009
Get the Pork Scotch Keys mug.Really bad hand writing that only the person who wrote it can read it. Most often it just looks like scribbles.
by Sasha June 27, 2003
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