scroomed

To be both screwed and doomed; completely FUBARed.

"I can't believe John killed that hooker - he's totally scroomed!"

by fishdogg May 25, 2006

Scrooching

Getting your balls sucked through a tube and hits with a rubber hose

my balls are black and blue after a hard night of Scrooching

by DrLoveNuts July 19, 2007

scroop

Tottaly awesome, kool

That party last night was scroop

by Emily Rainer June 3, 2005

Scroogled

What happens when Google Maps takes you to a trailer park with a sign that read "Trespassers will be shot. Survivors will be shot again." instead of the Starbucks you had been searching for.

This term can be used any time Google Maps gives you bad driving directions.

So after driving around the same block for twenty minutes in the ghetto and nearly getting shot, I realized that there was no Barnes and Noble. I'd been painfully scroogled."

by Gypsy of the Old Folks Homes May 24, 2009

scroodle

To scribble and doodle simultaneously in a fashion where it looks like your kinda mental(past experience).(IT helps to sniff sharpies)

My scroodle has a puking muffin on it!

Eww your scroodle looks like crap.

ARe you scroodling or having a seisure?

by Leanna T. February 8, 2008

go Scrooge yourself

A phrase used when someone shows particular animosity towards the Christmas spirit, commonly to get them to bugger off and get with the season. Usually, it acts and supplements as a more personable and holiday appropriate way of telling someone 'go screw yourself'.

Person #1: Come on, turn off that Christmas music! It's so irritating!

Person #2: Don't be such a Grinch.

Person #1: Seriously, man. Don't make me come down their.

Person #2: You know what, dude? Go Scrooge yourself.

by ksamehtesol November 28, 2009

Scrooch Carrell

Scrooch Carrell is literally the best person on this planet. She is wonderful, she is weird, and she is AWESOME

Scrooch Carrell is very tubotutus

by Scrooch January 2, 2019