Flaming screwdriver

A man heats his penis till he can't handle the heat then he gets jerk off by a chick an ejaculate in her eyes.

HE's giving her a "Flaming Screwdriver"

by Jerk Wad September 19, 2008

punching screwdriver

A sad state of affairs

The bus didn't come for hours and hours, and Lloyd got really wet. It was a real punching screwdriver.

by Clive Boundingfield February 1, 2008

Bullet Screwdriver

A bloke crosses his fingers as if to wish for good luck, he then inserts them in and out of the womens anus (bullet) in a twisting motion.

'alright dave whats that on your fingers?'

dave - 'its poo, i just gave some bird the bullet screwdriver'

by gibbonfelch June 22, 2011

fizzy screwdriver

a mixed drink with orangina and vodka. like a regular screwdriver, but fizzy

"Hey, I'll take a fizzy screwdriver."

-"Good choice dude, that orangina stuff is delicious"

by Dolly Partyon August 24, 2011

ghetto screwdriver

In Philadelphia, vodka and Sunny D mixed to make a cloyingly sweet smasher. Drinking them as fast as you can is a baaaaad idea.

Oh God, three ghetto screwdrivers last night. Now gnomes are mining the inside of my skull and I can't move my legs.

by Doc Sportscar November 29, 2012

Tallahassee Screwdriver

The act of providing fellatio to an elderly member of another species, while simultaneously being anally penetrated by a duck. Ducks have penises shaped like corkscrews, hence the name “Scewdriver.”

Gee wiz Tom, are you sure you wanna pull a Tallahassee Screwdriver on John F Kennedy’s grave?

by antfuck June 25, 2018

Swedish Screwdriver

A tall glass of your favorite vodka. Take that glass of vodka and put it up to the exhaust of a Volvo. Dry start the Volvo collecting the fresh exhaust and enjoy!

I can't believe that bar had a swedish screwdriver. The last time I had one was when volvos were relevant.

by Frankie Lake November 27, 2020