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Screentwat

A picture message of a female's vagina.

Synonym: Pussy Pic

Antonym: Dick Pic
Kipp K.: "Yo Chris, that hot girl sent me a screentwat last night."

Chris V.: "Nice. I hope I get screentwatted soon."
by Khalid B. November 12, 2022
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blue screen of death

1. An error message that appears on the Microsoft Windows 9.x platform. It may appear because of hardware problems, driver issues, viruses, a problem with Windows, overclocked processor or other reasons.

2. An error message that appears on the Micrsoft Windows NT/2000/XP platform due driver or hardware problems. It is also referred to as a "STOP Error" because the word "STOP" is displayed at the top of the screen. The NT/2000/XP blue screen of death usually provides more detailed information than the Win 9.x blue screen of death.
1. Bad RAM has been known to cause the blue screen of death on Windows 9.x computers.

2. A driver problem may cause Windows NT/2000/XP to display a blue screen of death containing a physical memory dump.
by Gary Destruction June 10, 2003
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screen sucking

To browse the internet for hours without purpose, as if in a trance.
"I can't believe that I spent the entire night screen sucking."
by F D Morrow July 8, 2007
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Blue Screen Syndrome

Traumatic case of Windows users who get computer crashes every hour, resulting in the horrors of the blue screen.

If you are a Windows user, like myself, you will experience the traumas of the Blue Screen System every so often.
Harry got Blue Screen Syndrome and quit his job as a programmer.
by Bastardized Bottomburp May 3, 2003
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Blue Screen of Death

Microsoft's most interactive program which enables you to watch your computer slowly be eaten away by the crap like style of the so called WINDOWS franchise. If you want to get this program, it's quite easy really, free of charge. Just open Internet many times and copy and paste random vids on to the internet address bar and load it. It will then show you some random coded jargon that Bill Gates used to manipulate his users, of which they copy the so called Error Code and try to troubleshoot the system. Here are some steps to troubleshoot the system or BSOD.

1. Shoot the goddamn computer for god's sake.
2. Get a mac
3. Use linux
4. There really isn't anything else you can do except keep the system and watch it dump your files "MORE JARGON"
The Blue screen of death literally will kill you on impact.
Mommy look at my windoze, its blue screen of death. "Mommy and the kid were never seen again," Says bill gates.
by Adam E. and Alex Y. May 1, 2008
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screen cheating

when playing a multiplayer game on one screen, cheating scum look at the other persons side of the screen to find out wot gun they have or where they are
sweens is screen cheating again
by me and ace August 15, 2006
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i wanna bang you like a screen door

To bang someone like a screen door means to have sex with them, but hard, rough, playful sex.(lots of moaning ;))

*usually said to a girl from the guy*
Baby, i wanna bang you like a screen door!
by jackie :) August 21, 2006
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