scretch

Synonym for "stretch".

See also: scr

"Hey-yo quatch, I juss HAD to run through them niggahs while they was gettin' scretched out."

by Zor Prime November 25, 2003

Screeching Weasel

A punk band out of Chicago, Illinois. Mostly known because Blink 182 covered their song "The Girl Next Door"

Albums:
Screeching Weasel
Boogadaboogadaboogada
My Brain Hurts
Wiggle
Anthem For A New Tomorrow
How To Make Enemies and Irritate People
Kill The Musicians
Bark Like a Dog
Television City Dreams
Emo
Teen Punks In Heat

by Matt November 11, 2004

screechin

To have wild crazy sex.

I just screeched that fine girl.
I saw her screechin your cousin.
Get your screech on.

by white rose September 28, 2006

screeched to a halt

When someone's "Skid marks" are so bad that the word "skid" is insufficient to describe them.

Skid marks? Those brown stains were so bad it was more like he screeched to a halt!

by ben_jammin February 21, 2007

eagle talon screech

When you eagle talon a girl and she lets out a scream (possibly suggesting that they don't want to be fucked). That process is reminiscient of an eagle swooping down and screeching.

Hey, do you want to eagle talon her?

No, it'll just be an eagle talon screech!

by Cummy worm December 8, 2010

scretching

A superior form of stretching. Should not be mistaken for stretching as the latter is used by those who are not "rad".

Armadillo's don't scretch because of their awesome armor plates.

Stretching is so out...scretching is the newest fad.

by armadillorox June 17, 2008

screeching weasel

(v) - The act of swallowing a lit marijuana blunt to avoid confrontation or arrest from police

Stoner: Quick! Do a screeching weasel, there's <5-0> behind us.

by CMoore014 September 9, 2009