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screaming anus

an anus that has diherria so bad it hurts and screams when you shit
Did you just hear that screaming anus!?
by Freddyrk January 24, 2009
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screaming to a jackhammer

I dont like heavy metal. I want them to turn off that screaming to a jackhammer crap.
by Jaymo773 November 18, 2018
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Screaming umbrella

When a person yells out in pain after being pentatrated by a closed hand and then having it opened inside and pulled out in a quick swift motion.
Joel didnt use enough lubrication when performing the screaming umbrella on Jen's rectum causing her to need anal reconstruction.
by Jhump2525 April 17, 2017
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Screaming Tiger

The sound a girl makes while having passionate sex.
Damn bro your girl must have really enjoyed that last night I could hear that screaming tiger from across the hall.
by epicniss32 November 11, 2020
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Cell Screaming

The all-too common practice of yelling at the top of your lungs into your cell phone.

Far from using the most sophisticated communications technology on the planet, many people seem to believe that they're connected to the other person by a pair of soup cans with a string stretched between them. Thus, they feel compelled to SCREAM at the top of their lungs whenever speaking on their cell phones.

Part of the problem is the extremely poor ear-piece design in most modern cell phones and the resulting inability for the person talking to get the right level of feedback. This is something that phone engineers had down to a finely tuned science a hundred years ago but seems to have been lost on current phone design engineers.
Bob: "Geeze, Fred. I'm trying to eat here. Must you always be cell screaming while we're having lunch?"

Fred: "Sorry, Bob. I didn't even realize that I was doing that."

Bob: "Well, it's not entirely your fault, part of it is that crappy phone. But still, get a grip. Your throat must be sore!"
by Buck Guapo March 28, 2007
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screaming trees

An awesome "stoner rock" band from Seattle that spawned the best band on the history of hell, Queens of the Stone Age....and others...
The screaming trees concert was so good johnny wet himself.
by Lily May 13, 2005
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screaming bender

an over the top gay man, referring to the result of taking a large one up the chuff
he's a right screaming bender he is.
by franz krippler June 11, 2006
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