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Scratch and Scream

Your on the bog and doh! no toilet roll!! only thing around is The Sun newspaper so you end up giving a page 3 girl a shitty beard.
Danny to his mum 'muuummmm we've ran out of bum scrape!'
Mum 'We spent the toilet roll money on fags so use the Scratch and Scream. (ie The Sun)'
by AGnumbnuts November 8, 2011
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Scratch and Sniff

A male or female that scracthes their "area" then sniffs there fingers.
"Ew, he was scracthing his balls and then sniffing his hand! What a scratch and sniff"!
by AmazinglyRandom07 April 8, 2006
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scratch.mit.edu

Scratch is a coding website for kids where people can make animations and games! A lot of the people are very nice, but beware, it is very easy to be banned. Saying some of these words can lead in a block or ban or a mute:
Discussions of self harm
Crap
Fnaf
Wth
Hell
And any variation that could be used as a swear. Eg What the Cheese
A lot of people here on scratch fit into these stereotypes: Art Thieves, Copycats, Wannabes, Warrior Cat fans and HTTYD roleplayers. I cannot stress how easy it is to be banned, if you get hacked and make a new account your new account will be banned but the hacker will not. I'm not trying to be rude because there are many good things about this website, but it's good to be warned. Most "inactive" people have been banned for no reason, so keep that in mind.
Teacher: Alright kids lets go on scratch.mit.edu!
Kid A: Wait.. but they banned me for saying what the macaroni!

Kid B: *remixes popular scratcher's project only changing one sprite*
Kid C: *draws an amazing masterpiece on bitmap, posts it and gets attacked by scratchers for stealing art when they drew it because bitmap art can never be good*
Kid D: *actually uses it for it's intended purpose*
Kid E: *spams all of her classmates with CRAP CRAP CRAP to try and get banned so she doesn't have to use it*
Kid F: ABC IF YOU WANNA BE MY TOOTHLESS IM LIGHT FURY
Kid G: *steals art from DA and gets praise for their skills by other scratchers*
Kid H: *makes 100 harry potter fan studios*
Kid I: *makes a cringy remixed animation meme of Scourge or Hollyleaf*
Kid J: *throws computer and runs from the cringefest
This was not meant to be offensive! These are very common stereotypes and I added them here to kind of give an example
by Dogs4life3 April 9, 2020
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Scratch the beef

To rub out a nasty (either for yourself or someone else.) Usually implies homesexuality in prison.
I aint touch your hand even if you just scratch the beef. - DMX
by whofuckingcares December 27, 2009
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scratch cat

The Scratch Cat is the mascot of Scratch and the default sprite when opening a new Scratch project.1 This can't be changed. It is also the outline for the default icon of new Scratch accounts, replacing a previous version that showed a human silhouette.2 The Scratch Cat is a trademark of MIT3 and was drawn by Wing Ngan.4 According to Scratch Team member ceebee, the Scratch Cat is nonbinary, meaning that the cat does not identify as strictly male or female in terms of gender.5 However, many users, even some Scratch Team members, use male pronouns for Scratch Cat.
"anytime i make a new project on scratch a scratch cat appears in the middle of the screen"
by Sakura_animates December 13, 2020
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Scratch and Grounder

1. Two antagonists from the 1993 cartoon Adventures of Sonic the Hedgehog. The pair, Scratch: a robotic chicken with the most grating laugh, and Grounder: a talking green tank/ drill-thing with a billion accesories, a real dumbass. These dumbfucks were Robotniks Henchmen, and often failed and easly tricked.

2. A pair of assholes that never go away. Usually, one is a jock,and the other is short and fat. Also tend to be pissed off retards.
1. Scratch: who says chickens aren't smart? I just outfoxed a fox!

2. Grounder: i have more accessories!

3. man1:Look, it's Scratch and Grounder!
. man2: dicks
by pinasbop October 9, 2009
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scratch your ass

You wanna play like that? Go scratch your ass...
by yourdarkerside June 1, 2015
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