Scomo’d

To abandon a situation for others to sort out

The crap was hitting the fan , so I scomo’d out of there

by Scumo December 21, 2019

Scambles

Mix of scam and shambles

The fact that chewing gum is now 60p in tesco is a scambles

by Fredrico fromage April 3, 2022

scob your knob

Rubbing of the knuckles hard against the skull to cause moderate pain. Usually the head is held stable with the weaker arm. see also Nuggie.

If you dont shut up I'll scob your knob.

by J. Burke January 17, 2008

scome

A scomy substance. Not nice. Grade nines are very scomy

Hey dood you're so scome

by Dad's nicest shirt October 6, 2013

Scobakiin

You should have acted, they're already here.
The Faze Clan Scrolls told of their return.

Their defeat, was merely to smoke weed everyday.
From the time the Doritos bag opened.
When the sons of Optic spilled their own blood.
But no one wanted to believe.
Believe they would exist.
And when the truth, finally dawned.
It dawned in quickscopes!
But.
There is one they fear,
In their toungue, he is Scobakiin.
SCRUB LORD!
You fucking w0t, m8?

Beautiful music ensues

The Scobakiin totally rekt the entire Faze Clan, good for him, m8.

by NextDoorDarkrai July 2, 2015

Scoma

Scoma is potent cocaine, usually in Rock form and fish scale appearance.

I've got some fire Scoma , do you want some?

by Awoll9 June 8, 2018

Scobienz Law

The law of nature that describes the tendency for desperate single mothers from third world countries to cling onto lonely, socially awkward British males who couldn't dream of getting any woman otherwise.

Impoverished Marielle from the Philippines finally gave up on finding a real man to support her and her kid and was desperate enough to accept the awkward sexual advances of a gawky British guy in order to survive. Poor girl fell victim to Scobienz Law.

by General Macavelli July 9, 2018