extrememe rock, paper, scissors

A version of rock, paper, scissors that is played so that the winner of each round gets to hit his opponet. If a rock wins a punch is delivered to the opponets stomach or face, if a paper wins a slap is usually apllied to the opponet's face, while scissors is usually a poke to the or chest or is considered 'null' and nothing happens.

A man died when he tried settling a dispute using extreme rock, paper, scissors.

by Zomby_Woof January 29, 2005

scissors

The act of two lesbians rocking back and forth with their vaginas touching one another

Mrs. Garrison performed hot scissors with his lesbian partner all night long

by Scissor me Timbers April 21, 2007

dingleberry scissors

The scissors found in the junk drawer of any kitchen in a developed country. These scissors are used for many tasks, from cutting open bags of cereal to school projects, but their name comes from perhaps their most unpleasant use--cutting the occasional dingleberry off of a family pet.

Help! Mom's trying to cut my hair with the dingleberry scissors again!

by Brent Dax October 9, 2004

Rock Paper Scissors

1. A very pointless, unnecessary, and painful game: On a table are: a Large Rock (3+ pounds), New Extra-Coarse Sandpaper, and a large pair of Sharp Scissors. The game:

A Group of males sit around the table and masturbate in unison. "Rock...Paper...Scissors" is called out loud uniform to three pumps. At the end of the third pump a Rock, paper, or scissors hand gesture is made by each male, they must all be the same gesture in order to what gesture was made last 3 pumps (order rock, paper, scissors). If at anytime during the game a player uses a wrong hand gesture, that player loses and whatever hand gesture he used, he must use that object to harm his penis. If you ejaculate at any time during the game, you are disqualified. The object of the game is to last longer than any other player. You have to have good memory, or be a very early skeeter to play this game, or else you will leave with either a very deformed penis, or no penis at all. This game is much more unnecessary than soggy waffle.

If you lose: Either you will have to drop the huge rock directly on your penis. Or you will have to wrap Coarse sandpaper around it and masturbate with it. Or you will have to cut your meat off with the scissors.
(In the showers)
Frank: "Jimbo, what the hell happened to your penis? it looks like a dying slim jim!!!?"
Jimbo: "I played a game of Rock Paper Scissors...needless to say, I lost, got the sandpaper..."

by David Skeet Jr. May 1, 2008

scissorface

From the root word scissors. Someone who displays multiple scissorly qualities. The best of the best the at everything. AKA the G.O.A.T. and #1 stunna

Ashley is such a scissorface.

by mrhorton June 1, 2009

scissor gang mafia

anyone from 12 to 25 who feels the need to take pics while flashing the peace sign, usually with the arm bent across the chest, trying to look 'gangsta'. an overtly outward attempt to cover for douchebaggery. for added effect will also turn hat side ways. can be certifed by asking them to spell 'ghetto' or by simply pointing a camera at them. actually flashing the sign in front of a real gang banger would get their ass kicked for being a poser. tend to 'represent' in great numbers on myspace by taking self portraits. usually outed on the dirty dot com.

when the photographer for the local '@night' website went trolling at the local skank holes, the scissor gang mafia was representin' in force every time he pointed the camera at someone!

by captain sarcastic October 16, 2009

Strip Rock, Paper, Scissors

Best game ever. Period.

We played a quick game of strip rock, paper, scissors, and before we knew it, we were completely nekkid.

by jackerman October 16, 2008