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scholarshipitis

the opposite of senioritis

The use of uplifting friends when they come down with senioritis; geting a 2400 on your SAT and a 5.8 GPA.

When you have so beast grades that all schools are begging you with scholarship money to come there.
Brittany: Just got a 5 on all four of her AP exams
Bob: Yea she has scholarshipitis
by bryeezze December 8, 2009
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scholar jock

A male or female that participates in high profile sports but also has a high academic achievement rating (such as an the star player on the honor roll)
"kid one-you know that star player who made the honor roll?
kid two- yea the one nicknamed shaq?
kid one- yea him he is such a scholar jock"
by TO YODA MYTHICAL I AM. April 4, 2011
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Scholarman

You are drunk and you say scholarman instead.
by Kuehlstein January 2, 2018
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schloaded

level of being sooooooooo high you can't even function anymore
im so high, i'm loady schloaded
by Lochnessmonstur March 22, 2019
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Eucalyptus Scholar

Eucalyptus scholars

The Eucalyptus scholarship is a prestigious award given to those who exemplify qualities such as: extreme competence in deucebaggery, weakness of boners, and overall “put it right in my butt” attitude.

You may occasionally hear Eucalyptus Scholors making statements such as; “I’ll have a salad,” and “ That reminds me of something Shia LeBeouf once said”

If you find a Eucalyptus Scholar listening to music he is probably listening to Hootie and the Blowfish, Aqua, Alanis Morissete(particularly the song “Thank You”) and of course “Sweet Child of Mine” the Cheryl Crow version.
Dude, take off that scarf, you are acting like such a Eucalyptus Scholar right now.
by suckitstieglitz November 8, 2011
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true scholar

a name parents give their kid when they think their kid's smart
My little Jimmy was a student of the month his whole life and now he's a true scholar!
by yotherealdeal May 19, 2017
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Skim scholars

People who widely share content on social media that they have not actually bothered to read themselves.

Social media sharing warthog.

An expert in nothing.
This coffeeshop is filled with skim scholars!

I can tell a skim scholar when I see one!
What does that skim scholar have to say this time?
by SkokieWordMaster March 10, 2019
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