To copulate vigorously, so as to cause a slapping sound similar to the sound heard when tenderizing a veal cutlet on a board.
Garage Dweller1: Did you notice that Honey was walking funny yesterday?
Garage Dweller2: That's because her boyfriend pounded her like a piece of schnitzel.
Garage Dweller2: That's because her boyfriend pounded her like a piece of schnitzel.
by Garage Dweller1 September 30, 2009

by Thitherurtian November 28, 2017

Schnitzel Cock is a phrase shared amongst bros. The phrase can mean a variety of different things but traditional means to crush it, to not take shit from anyone and to not take advice from anyone that makes less money than you.
by anonymous January 28, 2025

To coat your partner in flour, "egg" them and coat the mwith breadcrumbs.
Very common practice in Austria.
Very common practice in Austria.
by aSLACHSNUTTEN March 28, 2017

The German version of a Dirty Sanchez, whereby the giver makes a singular vertical swipe down the booger trough of the victim. The victim must give the Heil Hitler salute after receiving the dirty deed.
Vicki used her Big Icky strap-on last night on Scott then gave him the Dirty Schnitzel. For being a Nazi he sure is a bitch.
by DudeBaloney February 4, 2024

My woman wanted to ride me on the table, but my dick missed the hole and she gave me hot crossed schnitzel. Still freaked her anyway.
by Sam Majik November 3, 2016

The 'Schnitzel day' celebrated on May 11th, is a local holiday celebrated in the wet dream cafe.
On this day, participants of the culture say and do nice things to the 'Schnitzel Acolyte', who is the main focus of this holiday.
On this day, participants of the culture say and do nice things to the 'Schnitzel Acolyte', who is the main focus of this holiday.
by Aveyond May 11, 2022
