ponzitronic scheme

to perpetrate a ponzi scheme utilizing the internet or some other electronic means. ponzi ponzi scheme ponzi crawl

Adam came up with some crazy ponzitronic scheme to make money. Paid Autosurf and AdSurfDaily would be proud.

by charles wilson II January 15, 2009

pyramid scheme

illegal money-making arrangement where great wealth is promised, usually in a relatively short period of time.
very few people, if anyone, end up making any money, and in fact end up GIVING money in their vain hope of striking it rich.

there are many organizations which are, in reality,legalized versions of the pyramid scheme - Amway is probably the most well known and has been around the longest.

by James January 22, 2004

scheme

To plan to do something to get someones money, most often by cheating

"And the girls that been scheming, gonna get creamed when I" -- The Gravediggaz

by AC February 5, 2004

schweaty balls

Derived from "Schweaty Meat Balls" SNL skit, where a man with the name "Schweaty" was selling spaghetti products.

Quote from the SNL skit:
"Would you like to try some of my Schweaty Meat Balls?"

Somethin smells like schweaty balls.

by dialate June 8, 2004

schemer

Someone who is always trying to pull a fast one, or get bye through shady methods.

"Tim came over last night looking to get high off my shit!"

"Man, he is such a schemer!"

by El-Higgo December 26, 2005

scheme

Scheme is a high-level functional programming language. A minimalist dialect of the Lisp programming language, Scheme focuses largely on simplicity, having a very basic syntax and only including core features thought necessary to the language.

(define (factorial n)
(cond ((= n 0) 1)
(else (* n (factorial (- n 1))))))

by Luca Kaceem Butler Masters January 29, 2004

schwee

Apparently schwee is a human concept that is as basic and natural as love. Generally, it is used to express a positive feeling. It could be used to express a pleasant surprise, an awe-inspiring discovery, a happy mood, or it could possibly be used to just say something random and at the same time maintain a positive atmosphere. Some have taken this concept a step farther and thus created schweeishism. People involved in schweeishism are known as schweeites.

A: Dude, check out my new corvette!
B: Schwee...

by BigGoofyGuy April 11, 2005