Dylan Schafer

He will be able to break any thing you ask him to on accident or on purpose only a few weeks into school 2 desks are broken in Spanish

Dylan Schafer breaks shit.

by Baconnator23 October 31, 2022

Schechner

Also, the state or condition of owning only one coat.

Have you seen him, wearing that ratty-ass beige coat every damn day? God, how schechner.

by w1nn4r August 9, 2003

Scheeaauunn

Weird and stupid way to say "sure". Derives it's orgin from the german word "schon" which literally means "already".

Scheeauunn is often used in southern parts of germany.

is frequently confused with "Scheuunnn" which means beautiful.

Man she's so horny! I can't wait to take her from behind!

- Scheeauunn!!

by pyro August 9, 2004

Scheduled Maintenance

A girl being unavailable for traditional sexual activities due to menstruation.

I'm gonna hook up with Kate after the party tonight... I hope she isn't offline for scheduled maintenance.

by rideSpecialized June 9, 2009

schedule raped

(Usually due to failed classes) When you go to pick up your schedule and find out your classes have been switched without your consent! OH FUCK NO, you've been schedule raped!

*picks up schedule*
A: What the fuck? I never wanted bio instead of gym
B: You just got schedule raped!

by Caroline Himanen February 4, 2010

I'll have to check my schedule.

The Phrase used when rejecting someone's invitation to a dinner party, movie, date, or coffee run. If you are given this response, know that the person will not, "Check thier schedule," but just wants to get the hell away from you.

"Hey Sarah, I'm having this thing at my house on Saturday, and I was wondering if you.."

"Oh, yeah, I'll have to check my schedule."

"Great!"

by hardlyacquainted October 8, 2009

Jenny Schecter

She's the most amazing tv character ever !
The most complex and interesting character of the lesbian TV show The L Word.
Plus, she's amazingly well played by the actress Mia Kirshner.

Nikki Stevens: We're gonna fuck in a closet?

Jenny Schecter: The irony hasn't escaped me.

by nastynass August 16, 2010