scharf

to shit and barf at the same time.

liz: "i was soo sick last night. I couldn't stop scharfing. I had to sit on the toilet AND hold a trash can in front of me.

by iou1galxee October 24, 2005

schmarmy

Overly emotional, sentimental and gushy so as to induce major eyerolling action in those of us with a modicum of good sense and self control.

Schmarmy is the one adjective that can truly be applied to any Lifetime Original Movie.

by FunnyFroggyFace October 1, 2006

schnare

a person who uses sandwich bags to masterbate

harris schnared a couch today

by kcough May 3, 2006

Schnarf

Adj: A descriptive expression relating to the extreme snugglyness, cuddlyness, or comfortableness of something animate or inanimate. V: To snuggle, cuddle, or become comfortable with something/somebody in an extreme manner.

Adj: "Baby, you look so schnarfable wrapped up in that fuzzy ol' blanket!"
N: "Hey little lady, what do you say we head to the bedroom to schnarf it up for the evening?"

by rhythmicfarts December 24, 2014

Schairy

(Pronounced Sc-Hairy)
An adjective to describe someone with exceptionally bad or scary hair

"That man is Schairy! Just look at his mullet!"

by Blame The Rainbows September 17, 2005

schlarky

the mental and metaphysical state of being utterly drunk; a complete outerbody drunkeness; if you dont know if you've been schlarky then you definitely havent been; if you take your girlfriend's shoe off her foot to fight someone over a fart when you've been drinking, then you're probably schlarky

"Dude, I was so schlarky last night I tried to place a phone call to the number 7 four times. Then I passed out at Miami Subs until they kicked me out."

"I think I was schlarky when I told that girl's boyfriend that I flicked his girl's butthole with my tongue. He punched me right in the face."

"I was schlarky when I did the Timex (when you wrap your peen around your forearm) at my parents' Christmas party. 'HEY EVERYONE, LOOK WHAT TIME IT IS!!!!'"

by Bobby Dong December 16, 2007

scharmen

a scharmen is an extremly sexy human being capable of almost anything. Scharmens are know for their amazing personalitys and sexy beast like qualities. Female scharmen's are said to be walking sex goddddesssssesssss. BAM BE JEALOUS OF THEM

Did you see that Scharmen girl today? Dayummmm she was fiiinnnnne. I want dem digitzzz.

by maxamillion27 August 24, 2011