sludge nudger

A person who penetrates someone's anus.

Graham says, "Do you think that guy is a sludge nudger?"

Matt replies, "don't you mean gay?"

by EmVi⁸⁴ July 11, 2019

sludge zombie

The act of two intoxicated homosexual males eating each other's anal discharge.

I got so drunk I did a sludge zombie with my buddy. Now we can't look each other in the eyes.

by Imnotgayjusthappy December 26, 2020

Sludge

A beverage of any sort that you chug right after taking a huge hit. (mainly a hit from a cannabis)

Holy shit man that hit got me fucked up, I need some sludge.

by chiefgod July 31, 2021

sludge factor

crazy crazy guy silly silly so silly (do not trust) awesome swell guy good taste in gifs awesome awesome pretty funny really funny kind of funny big big chungus bruh bruh br no i not u stupid whats 9 +10 bruh u stup

"whats 9+10"
"ask sludge factor"

by theweeklyflip September 20, 2021

Sludgecake

Occurs when one's semen comes in contact with any sort of home made pastry, usually cake or pie. Usually happens to be served at any gathering of sorts. Sometimes done on purpose, sometimes not. (noun)

Joseph: Did you hear about what happened at Mitch's party last night??? It turns out his birthday cake was a SLUDGECAKE!

Joe: Yeah, I was there.

by deviousbaker December 7, 2021

Sludge Pot

A gluttonous pudgy wildabeest of immense size, typically giving off a foul body odor. They can often be found grazing near food and then overindulge in it without considering portion control. A Sludge Pot usually lacks proper hygiene, grooming, and fitness. Despite being built like Snorlax, their poor social awareness can still result in unwarranted snarky comments towards those who did not ask.

Hey, you better hide all pizza I bought, Sludge Pot stomped n' wobbled through the door unannounced when she heard the word Domino's and gorged on 7 slices already. She then had the audacity to dismiss the quality of the food despite not being invited, and her stench of body-cheese still lingers throughout the house.

by Acidic_Dubzz December 20, 2022

Sludge

Anything mass produced by a capitalist political-economic system (usually the United States) that is intended for mindless consumption. Sludge is generally poor in quality and unhealthy for the consumer. Sludge ranges from media to fast food.

Wife: John! You haven't left the couch since I left for work! What have you been doing all day?!

Husband: Hmm...? Oh! Yeah, uhhhh. You know me and my sludge, just marathoning the latest Star Wars movies. Then I'll move on to all of the Transformers movies, then the Jurassic Park reboots, and finally a delectable five-hour scroll through TikTok and YouTube shorts. Hey, do you want to get McDonalds later with some Taco Bell on the way back? When we get home we can pull out the TV trays and watch CNN or Fox News? But first, let me pause the Last Jedi and load up something by my favorite and beloved video game developers. What do you think, honey, Ubisoft? Activision-Blizzard? EA?! Oh, please choose that one babe! Please choose EA!

Wife: *confusingly disgusted and questioning diamond-topped band of gold around her finger*

by The Gunk Meister June 23, 2023