smarty jones

1. To choke, often in an excruciatingly heartbreaking manner.

2. To swindle wimpy gamblers out of money.

Synonymous with Funny Cide and Philadelphia Eagles.

1. You lost a 15-point lead in 30 seconds?? How could you smarty jones like that?

2. So, you got smarty jones'd, huh? That's what you get for betting on a 1-5 favorite.

by Calico Cal June 5, 2004

sharty bae

your crush but a little more then that

squidward is so smeggsy I love him so much he's my sharty bae

by my bum whole February 16, 2021

shartymf

Shartymf is a very underrated editor and also known as sharty she’s is a kind person and interacts with her fans a lot she has hate pages for no reason she uses vsf and rarely ae

Shartymfs is a really underrated editor. She inspires me so much.

by Me🤤 May 15, 2021

smartypants

vision: clear
worries: reduced
love: immense

smartypants: "I am glad we are spending this day together. Yes the situation is complicated but we can find a way because we are clever." 🖤

by Krkič April 14, 2019

smarty

when you get a blow job during an academic endeavor, such as studying, listening to motzart, or at the library

i am hella horny but i have so much homework to do; i could really use a smarty

by Andrew, Paul, Brian March 17, 2008

snarty

A combination of words that are used to define a girl who is being overly obnoxios or studip or annoying.

Julie's being so damn snarty.

by Don't do Drugs November 18, 2006

Miss Smarty Pants

One who talks about longitude and latitude.

"well aren't you miss smarty pants, talking about longitude and latitude"

by antonia666 March 20, 2005