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Satisfiction

When your feeling of satisfaction is completely fictional.
I thought I got laid last night but it was only in a dream. It was totally satisfiction, man.
by fin32 February 27, 2011
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Satish

a handsome man with determination and drive, a good sense of humor, easy going and carefree. Fun to be around, easy to talk to, never fake and full of optimism.
He is a real satish! Also great in bed!
He is not only hot, but a satish...best of both worlds!
by Dragoninpants December 9, 2010
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satisfried

A state of contentment encouraged by psychadelic drugs.
Eating shrooms at the Bjork show left me highly satisfried.
by GrantG July 7, 2007
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Salish Apocalypse

April 8, 2014: The date when Microsoft stops providing support (including critical security patches) for Windows XP Service Pack 3.

Currently, more than 30% of all computers (including many large corporations' workstations) run Windows XP. After the Salish Apocalypse, any new vulnerabilities that are discovered will not be patched by Microsoft. This means that XP users will be living in a permanent zero-day environment, and companies that still refuse to upgrade will be easy prey for criminals and anarchists.
"I don't get how so many companies can still be refusing to upgrade to Windows 7 or 8. I bet there are fifty guys around the world sitting on zero-day exploits just waiting for the Salish Apocalypse. It's going to suck."
by Carolinianjeff December 16, 2013
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satisfaptory

Similar to satiscraptory, this term denotes anything of below average quality for masturbation, put to use because there's nothing better around.
1. I was searching for some pictures the other day in order to host a wrestling match between the Pink Darth Vader and Hand Solo. I coulnd't find any Carrie Fisher pictures, only Jamie Lee Curtis. But I photochopped them into a white dress and headphone hair, and it was satisfaptory.
by HMB August 13, 2004
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sadistic

1)adj. someone who takes pleasure in the pain of others
2) not to be confused with cruel, some one who is cruel is mean for the sake of being mean a sadist (sadistic person) is someone who is mean for the sake of enjoyment
On a bad day (actually almost everyday) joni is a sadistic witch. (and she is damn proud of that fact)

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I am a sadist don't tell me about your problems they only make me laugh harder.
by Fallenangel2126 March 29, 2007
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demand satisfaction

To demand satisfaction is to right wrongs occuring to the author/speaker by means of a pistol duel.
by Kung-Fu Jesus April 28, 2004
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