satisfaptory

Similar to satiscraptory, this term denotes anything of below average quality for masturbation, put to use because there's nothing better around.

1. I was searching for some pictures the other day in order to host a wrestling match between the Pink Darth Vader and Hand Solo. I coulnd't find any Carrie Fisher pictures, only Jamie Lee Curtis. But I photochopped them into a white dress and headphone hair, and it was satisfaptory.

satisfaptory by HMB August 13, 2004

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Satisfactory Friend

A friend or friends, that just make the cut. Time spent with such friends is usually considered mearly reasonable.

Ah, this is great times. Passion pop, burn-outs... and satisfactory friends.

Satisfactory Friend by Swandog September 22, 2005

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satisfactory

cracktorio but less potent and in 3d

"Then I saw this empty valley over here and I thought, you know, this could use a conveyor belt weave" - satisfactory players after demolishing the local ecosystem

satisfactory by a random person here May 30, 2022

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satiscraptory

(Adj.) Something that is pretty bad but which will suffice because nothing better can be found.

1. When you're on your lunchbreak in downtown Washington D.C., McDonald's is a perfectly satiscraptory place to eat.

2. I am living in an area where the cable company has a monopoly. Prices are high, and the service is only barely satiscraptory. I have to leave Missouri.

3. I don't have much love for the AK-47 assault rifle, but until I have saved up enough money to buy a TIE Advanced starfighter with quadmounted lasers and deflection shield system, it will be satiscraptory.

satiscraptory by HMB August 13, 2004