sandy weintraub 

a sandy weintraub is a sexual activity in which a man covers his dick with lube and then sticks it in the sand to make the sand stick to the lube. then he proceeds to have anal sex with a woman and his sand covered dick thus tearing apart her anus like a lion through a gazelle carcass

"Last night my girlfriend and I had sex on the beach and I gave her the sandy weintraub"

sandy weintraub by twat's my name again? December 30, 2007

sandy beverage 

What results when you have completed the art of fellating someone, you spit into the cup on the nightstand, and leave it sitting there for weeks.

Nota bene: You should never spit it out, so sandy beverages should not ever exist, but they do.

I woke up in the morning and had morning mouth, so i reached for what I thought was glass of water, but it turned out to be a sandy beverage. What a pleasant surprise!

sandy beverage by Trebla May 2, 2008

Sandy Cheek 

The action when a male leaves his semen in his partner while fornicating on a beach and as the oozing semen seeps out the male partner throws a handful of sand at vagina/asshole area

My boy Arthur gave this chick a sandy cheek on the beach last night... Epic

Sandy Cheek by Sandy Cheek Clapper May 1, 2020

sandy bagel 

When you launch semen in a girl's booty and throw her on the sand. The sand or dirt* then sticks to the released semen and creates a sandy ring or "sandy bagel" around the butthole.

*Advanced Technique: Evolves into a Dirty or Muddy Bagel

Man 1: Hey you remember that Hella fine girl from that beach party?"

Man 2: Hell yeah bruh she had dat booty fo sho"

Man 1: Long story short...Gave that bitch a Sandy Bagel!"

sandy bagel by The Bagel Bros. December 12, 2015

Sandy Saddler 

When a girl rubs peanut butter in a guy's butt crack while he pulls his penis through his legs and blows a load into the peanut butter. The girl then mounts him on his back and pees on his butt while somebody else eats the soup that is produced by the fluid mix.

Last night me and April did the Sandy Saddler with Erin.

Sandy Saddler by TheSetharoni November 10, 2017

Sandy Spread Cheeks 

The best ark in the notorious Spongebob anime.

I can’t wait to see the the Sandy Spread Cheeks ark!

Sandy Spread Cheeks by Cousin Blackjack August 1, 2020

Sandy Hook 

A shot of amaretto with a scoop of creatine in it

Amaretto (28% abv for historical reasons) and creatine because it doesn’t dissolve and has a sand like texture in your mouth

Me: “I’ll have a sandy hook”
Bartender: “get the fuck out”

Sandy Hook by Uhohitskaczagain July 23, 2021