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sand britches

A term for old-fashioned trousers that are worn at seaside resorts favoured by the more mature generation.
"Did you see that Wendy had moved down to Eastbourne to be near her ailing sister?"
"Yes, I heard about that. Mind you, she's not getting any younger herself. What's she going to do with herself when there?"
"There are a number of very nice beaches down there. I'm sure she'll put on her best sand britches and get into a bit of crabbing or something similar."
"Oh that sounds nice. I haven't experienced any crab action for donkey's years. She'll have fun down there."
sand britches by LiberaceHudson September 3, 2017
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The feeling of being sad while also being salty.
George got killed my a default stop being so sadsalt
sadsalt by ProxiBoi September 5, 2019

ghetto sand 

The fine mixture of broken glass and fragmented asphalt you see in the less savory parts of a city. Its presence indicates a lack of routine street cleaning and frequent occurrences of drunks breaking bottles against the ground or brick walls. These areas are best avoided at night, especially when alone.
I took a shortcut riding my bike last night and popped my tire on some ghetto sand. I had to walk my bike the rest of the way home, I'm lucky nobody jumped me!
ghetto sand by pjnonymous18 September 30, 2013

Rainbow Sandals 

The Factory itself is a cultural corner stone but what's inside is more important. Easily the best footwear you will come across in your life. Each sandal is handmade in San Clamente and all have their own unique quirks. The factory/ store is based in San Clamente CA and supplies all the shoes to hardcore surfers. You'll be apart of an elite few who own these uber comfortable, but as yet relativly undiscovered funky sandals. I would recommend looking them up on a search engine as they can last you a lifetime. Visit San Clamente and pick up the last pieces of foam/rubber/leather/hemp your feet will ever touch. Badass shoes.
"you're wearing Rainbow Sandals?"
"yeah dude picked them up last week"
"Well they'll last you eons"
"sweet"
"killer"

Rainbow Sandals by Natanku August 7, 2006

Siberian Sandstorm 

when you're having sex with a girl on the beach and you cum on the girl's face then throw sand on it
While Jared was fucking Chantelle, he gave that bitch the ol' siberian sandstorm. whore.
Siberian Sandstorm by Khalid A. January 5, 2011

go pound sand

1. fuck off
2. piss off (chiefly British)
3. git! (chiefly Southern)
4. take a hike
5. get lost
6. go fly a kite
7. go away
8. leave me alone
9. mind your own business
10. poof be gone
11. slither back into the dark slimy pit from whence you come
Telemarketer: May I interest you in ...
You: Go pound sand.

Collection agency drone: Our records indicate that you owe XXX. Should we expect a check or a money order from you?
You: Go pound sand.

Boy: I'll change. I really will. Please baby I promise.
Girl: Go pound sand.

Late person: Hey that seat's mine.
Punctual person: Well you're late. And this isn't assigned seating.
Late person: But I always sit there! <Pouts.>
Punctual person: Go pound sand.
go pound sand by baconmonster January 14, 2013

Cock-Sand 

Dried semen that has been crushed up into a fine powdered substance for the purpose of snorting.
No Rebecca, you can not get pregnant with cock-sand.
Do you think my cock-sand will return to it's original state once re-moistened.
Come share a line with me, it's been cut with cock-sand.
Cock-Sand by RollerBitches March 3, 2015