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sandman hump

When yo bitch is passed the Fuck out and u wanna do the dirty, so u u just Fuck her anyway!

The next morning she wake up and say "Damn... it hurts so bad I feel like the sandman fucked me in my sleep!"
Yo man I totally sandman hump my girl every night.... worst part is...that dumb bitch really think it the sandman! Hahaha!
by YO! it's...ja-half-0 =) June 22, 2016
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sandman hump

When you use rohypnol on someone then fuck them and take a selfie with them.
"Your going to be arrested sandman humping"
by The dolphin lover May 12, 2016
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Sandman

When you cum on a sleeping persons eyelids, so when they wake up the semin has crusted over.
Last night she fell asleep during sexy so I gave her a sandman and left.
by Hemphoodlum April 23, 2018
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Sandman

The act of suffocation through the muzzling of a pillow until the victim falls unconscious or dead.
Woman 1: Did you hear what happened recently.
Woman 2: I don't follow the news.
Woman 1: Some stupid bitch killed her child with the Sandman.
by DarkShiiiiieeeet June 14, 2018
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Sandman Game

A game where you take sleeping medication then try to masturbate to completion before you fall asleep.
Bro, wake up. Why you sleepin in the living room with your dick out watching porn? Was you playing the Sandman Game again?

Sorry. Looks like the Sandman got me.
by JJ Mccloud January 9, 2020
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Sandman

a man who will sand you car, door, hook, hand, or a man.
Sandman, man me a sand, make me the cutiest car door hook hand.
by anonymous March 13, 2021
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SandmanFN

An absolute dominator in the competitive scene.
Wow SandmanFN won grand finals in FNCS
by HonestPilgrim56715 May 3, 2022
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