Colonel Sanders' Tijuana Picnic

The sex act of putting a piece of fried chicken skin across your lovers mouth and then coating your penis in tequila to break the skin for a blowjob. Preferably done outside.

Hey girl, wrestling is over with, you want me to give you the ol' Colonel Sanders' Tijuana Picnic?

by shortpantsrobin January 15, 2014

coloniel sanders

When a man ejaculates semen on the upper lip of a women's face.

Yo bitch you be needing a coloniel sanders. What's that dude it's when I cum over your upper lip and give you a white stache like the KFC cracker.

by Big Red law dog November 14, 2013

chase sanders

A nice caring good looking fucker you likes to give. Chase Sanders has a one of a million heart. He likes to give back and loves sports. Very kind, sweet, nice person.

Chase Sanders come here you hunk.

by LOOOOOOOOSER February 26, 2017

Randy Sanders

A really big bitch who can’t keep a girlfriend for more than 3 weeks and is also a white supremacist despite being blacker than a sharpie. Also becomes gay every Thursday.

“Hey, that Randy Sanders is a real pansy!”
“Damn right.”

by Mini Republican November 6, 2019

Colonel Sanders

1. Patron Saint of Fried Chicken
2. Inventor of the Secret Blend of Herbs and Spices
3. Creator of KFC

Every day I thank the lord that Colonel Sanders came up with his secret blend of herbs and spices.

by Miguel Sanchez July 6, 2003

Bernie Sanders

prime meme material

person 1: "Hey man, did you see that new Bernie Sanders meme?"
person 2: "Idk there is too many to keep track of"

by fried.butter.on.a.stick January 29, 2021

Double Sanders

A sexual in act in which both partners stick their thumbs up each other's asses while having sex

I met this hot girl last night and we did the double sanders

by El guapo pescado October 15, 2008