salsiche

another word for your wang.. or the good stuff thats in the sunday sauce.

yo tony.. keep ur dam salsice in your pants.. or else big franks gonna hear about this.

yooo mamma.. why didnt u put the fresh salsiche in the sauce?

by frank botz October 20, 2005

Salting the kangaroo

Getting a gullible person to believe you

I was salting the kangaroo when I convinced them the bowling ball wAs a soccer ball

by Coach miller January 16, 2009

Saltyicecream

Lots of porn

“Hey man, have you ever seen saltyicecream?”
“No…”
“Well look it up!”

by Samuel L Jackson’s dick January 22, 2022

saltine

a white person, mostly used towards females

That saltine suuuure has a Caddy trunk.

by FoxyRoxy April 22, 2005

SaltyCracker

SaltyCracker is a youtuber who creates quite possibly the best online content to ever grace the interzones.

Giving social commentary to news events and often pointing out Liberal hypocrisy, he has garnered a large following. Affectionately referred to as 'The Salty Army', they're known for their diet of pure testosterone and raw steak.

Although his commentary tends toward having a Conservative leaning, he has a Mexican wife, so is immune to criticism or claims of dat bees rayciss.

Salty's nemesis is anti-second ammendment advocate pillow-hater David Hogg, AKA Soynic the SmegHogg, whose DNA is 80% pure AIDS.

David Hogg: He's uploaded to Odysee again...
Bubbles Seaman aka Terry Minces: I know petal, I know. Let's put some tendies on and open the cry closet, you can use your noodle arms to hit your SaltyCracker Mike Lindell pillow

by TheSaltergeist May 16, 2021

Santical

The quality of being Santa-like.

"That man with the long white beard is very santical, isn't he?" she said.

by HayDay September 7, 2007

saltine sally

A saltine sally is a person who is a wussy square cracker.

Damn it Mumbles, quit acting like a saltine sally!

by Jimi Vox May 1, 2008