Sage

Usually the middle name of the most annoying people. They make weird noises and hiss at you. They get irrationally angry when you say their middle name like their a bargain bin voldemort. Usually resorting to sad attempts at violence and hysterically yelling threats and insults. Sages are usually nuts.

Girl: Did you know Rhiannon's middle name is Sage?
Girl 2: shhhh.. if she hears you she’ll start screaming and throw a chair at you.

by MuadDib5 February 2, 2020

Sage

Sage is too kool for skool. She has the most beautiful eyeballs and her eyebrows are thicc as hecc!!!! She is the sexiest being alive, and everybody thinks that she is beautiful and perfect. She's very hot, but if you mess with her, she will kill you! No joke! She is willllld!

Joe: Gosh, there goes that man again! He is sexy and smart and everybody likes him.

Joshua: I know a girl like that! I love her!
Joe: I bet her name is Sage.

by analqueef420 August 27, 2018

Sage

Slang for Cigarette.

"You fancy a sage?"
Or
"I'm just going out for a sage."

by ForeverPassingLeft February 13, 2019

Sage

Loves dogs, likes to travel.. typically has blonde hair... cares a lot about her friends and is a great person to talk to. Usually very well known and has multiple hidden talents, she’s extremely loyal. At times fucks up but gets back on her feet. Very accepting and enjoys meeting new people and learning new things. Can be very argumentative at times but typically a very beautiful lovely girl who everyone needs to know. Most sages love to make bad jokes, and laugh at them theresleves.has a love for old music... and doesn’t tend to dress to impress.

-“Do you know that girl sage”

-“omg, yes she’s perfect”

by Heiskaishshqqa October 8, 2018

Sage

Sage is usually a very gorgous girl who is an amazing friend.

Jenni:Yea my best friend is Sage.

by Jenni L May 27, 2008

saged

cool popular

mark is so saged.

by falalalal February 6, 2009

sage

To notify others on a *chan (iichan, 4chan, etc) message board that this post is distasteful or in the wrong place.
Short for "Set A Good Example"

The opposite of age

SAGE for being insulting and furry

by Kekvit Irae January 6, 2005