Fatboy Swap

When you and another person order two different sandwiches and trade halves, giving both eaters the best of both worlds or simple variety. This can be done with other meals/food but a true Fatboy Swap is done with sandwiches.

Invented circa 2011 in Chelsea Market by Michael Hoey

Damn Big Ciel, I can't decide between the prosciutto or the sausage with broccoli rabe...Fatboy Swap?

by Tha Ho-Man January 17, 2019

maple your staple

to jack off, masturbate, wank, fap, etc.

Do you maple your staple often?

by Mustard Sauce May 18, 2014

The Quick Swap

When you’re having sex and are in doggy style blindfold and switch out with your friend. After about 5 minutes he will take the blindfold off and you’ll be standing in the window letting your girlfriend have a crisis.

“What’s wrong with your girlfriend?”

“I did the quick swap on her”.

by Ballsack Wrangler November 20, 2019

yankee swap

the ultimate game-changer - calling Yankee Swap at any point during any game (chess, Settlers of Catan, etc.) allows for an abandonment of the previous rules and the reign of a new order.

Player 1: "Hey man, you can't just trade in one of your pawns for a queen and a rook!"
Player 2: "Whatever man, it's Yankee Swap."

by American Periscope April 25, 2013

red swingline stapler

The red Swingline stapler is the 747xx model used in the movie Office Space. At the time the movie was made, Swingline did not offer a red stapler, but due to the popularity of the film, they began production.

After the company switched to Boston staplers I kept my Swingline stapler.

Have you seen my stapler?

I'm going to burn the building down.

Comment submitted with request to Delete: "The red stapler in the movie is, I think, a model 646. It's definitely not a model 747.

--live to staple; staple to live!"

by brahm2 September 27, 2003

Phantom Swap

A maneuver which a male engaged in vaginal intercourse attempts to stealthily swap into anal intercourse with minimal resistence from the female.

So I was totally having sex with this chick and decided to bring out the phantom swap. It didn't go over well.

by Teh Beej July 9, 2006

Colorado Swap

Two men ejaculate into each other's mouths and enthusiasticly swap cum orally.

At an epic house party in Breckenridge last weekend, I saw two bankers resolve their fiscal differences with an old fashioned Colorado Swap.

by AdultContemporaryJizz June 23, 2016