Swedish Helsinki

A Swedish Helsinki is when you take a Helsinki on the floor neighbouring the toilet.

Ted: "Holy shit, did you take a massive dump on the bathroom floor just now?"
Chris: "Yes, it was to point out the awesomeness that is Swedish Helsinki."

by The Bilge September 28, 2011

Swedish plow

To engage in intercourse where the male stands up straight, while the woman positions herself with her hands on the floor, facing down, and the legs are held by the male at about waist level. Performed while wearing traditional wooden Swedish clogs.

Hey baby, check out my new clogs, wanna try the Swedish plow?

by Justin Richardson March 14, 2008

Swedish cuddle

An embrace in which one person reaches around and inserts a thumb into the others anus.

Sally and Matt were spooning when she lent in and hit him with a Swedish cuddle.

by bigredmatt May 16, 2015

Swedish Basketball

A act of gay sex in which a man takes the scrotum of another man from behind, and runs his tongue up the taint towards the testicles and ties them with rubber bands. Then proceeds to shove the second mans testicles into his ass and is held until the recipient can push them out

I couldn’t remember anything from last night, but rob sent me a video of us playing Swedish Basketball so it couldn’t have been too good

by CoomSlayer6969 September 30, 2021

Swedish Postcard

The act of taking a dump in a box and mailing it to your boss or another important person.

Joe: “I am so mad at my boss!”
Bob: “Man, you should send that bitch a Swedish Postcard!”

by DirtyD07 March 6, 2019

swedish subway

when someone sits on another persons lap and they both shit into the toilet

my dad was on the toilet so i was forced to do the Swedish subway with him

by king subway swimmer February 22, 2014

Swedish Stallion

A nickname for the Dutchman Thijs The Retard.

Hey have you seen that Swedish Stallions Giant hooves

by SwedeStallyxo June 11, 2018