Smoker's Stump

The scarred and mangled thumb of a pot smoker, caused by repeated burning from smoking out of a bowl along with scratches from a lighter's flint.
Ex. 1. Damn Ciotti has wicked smoker's stump.

Ex. 2. I was going to hire him until I noticed his smoker's stump
by P.Cip January 25, 2011
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Patrick Stump

God (Patrick Stump): We’re going down down iNaNeArLiErRoUnD
by dunmuffin November 03, 2018
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shiny stump

An extreme defecation after a large quantity of Christmas food has been consumed.
Sam: Oh man Joe, I had about 20 lbs of sugar cookies last night.

Joe: Sounds like you're in for a serious shiny stump.
by Articulated Argument December 25, 2017
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falcon stump

when an amputee attempts a falcon punch
despite losing his arm in Iraq, Sgt Willy was still able to Falcon Stump his wife.
by Man behind the curtain April 07, 2010
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stump muncher

someone who sucks extremely large penis and chokes on it. hence the ''term stump muncher''
i munched my boyfriends stump so hard it fell off, ummmm im a stump muncher
by noobfish January 31, 2011
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Stump Grinding

When an amputee uses the remaining part of the affected appendage for sexual acts.
Ever since Jack lost his hand in that accident at the well, Jill’s been really into stump grinding.
by Plazmik May 09, 2019
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Pulling Stumps

Doing particularly difficult work for some organization that involves risk or special skills.
"Joey was down in Grenada for awhile, but now they've got him pulling stumps in Afghanistan."
by Haunted Jack December 17, 2006
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