Scrumpet

A person who is a burden on society, a useless waste of space human being.

That bitch over there is such dumb loser, what a scrumpet!

by Jiglibxt July 31, 2018

Scrumpet

snurging saddle sniffing

Malcolm found great pleasure in scrumpetting a freshly ridden bicycle saddle.

by Micky Love February 21, 2019

strumpture

The ability to tell when someone is into you.

1: Andre has no strumpture, he can't even tell that girl is totally into him!

2: I had no idea that Amara was into me, I must have no strumpture.

3: That girl is so strumptured, that boy just winked at her and she thinks he hates her!

by The whistle blower March 17, 2024

Hero's Trumpet

Noun- An itch scratched by pushing a fart to vibrate the affected area.

typically referring to the anus

IE. I apologize for the smell I had to sound the hero's trumpet

by Zorrocat December 2, 2017

Plumber's Trumpet

This is a sex act is performed when your mouth and lips are placed upon your male partner's anus and you blow into their anus while wrapping your arm around the other side and tapping your fingers upon their erect penis like it is the valves of a trumpet. The desired effect is your partner will yell or scream making them the noise for the trumpet you have just played

Person 1:Yo bro you have some chocolate on your lips

Person 2: That's not chocolate I was just giving Tom a Plumber's Trumpet

by Juic3HD December 5, 2019