stonks

iNsAnE pRoFiT!

"I just got 64 emeralds for 1 block of dirt in Minecraft"
"EPIC STONKS DUDEEEE"

by heeellllooooo thhheeeeeeeereee October 8, 2019

stroke the dog through the letterbox

stroke the dog through the letterbox
(euph). to slide your hand down the
front of a lady's knickers.

I had to stroke the dog through the letterbox to tide her over.

by C February 24, 2004

Stronke

A possibly fatal disease caused by smoking tobacco from New Zealand. It could or could not be a real disease, we’re not exactly sure.

Dude 1: “Hey, watch out for those smoking items, it might have the stronke”

Dude 2: “what’s the stronke?

Dude 1: “I’m not exactly sure, it may or may not be real, but if it is, it sure could be fatal!”

by MegaSpaceHamlet March 5, 2019

4 Stroke Gang

The Art of smoking meth and having your brother jerk off infront of you and cumming in only 4 strokes

Tom: My brother didn’t believe me on how hard your dick gets after smoking meth and you can cum in only 4 strokes now he’s an honorary member of the 4 stroke gang

by ChileDave June 12, 2018

Speech to Stroke

When the use of speech to text technology results in a text (sms) message or email that reads as if the person typing it was having an ischemic stroke.

Ray: Where you at?
Jimmie: just vent 2 zoom moon sand bubble in iraq
Ray: You ok, man?
Jimmie: yes, srry, speech to stroke. *Just went to the bathroom and be right back*

by El Jquan2 January 22, 2021

Stonked

To be crazy, out of order.

Teacher: They scheduled a fire drill today at 1:30
Roadman: Man said scheduled fire drill fam ARE YOU STONKED?!

by StonkeyDonkey December 23, 2020

strokemeister

A man who masturbates more than anyone else.

A normal male who plays with himself so much, he has it down to a science.

A master of beating off.

Dude, once a week is enough for me, but Andy? Whoa...he's the strokemeister.

That strokemeister does it 3 times a day whether he needs to or not.

by cheeks1128yahoo February 6, 2010