Steam Sales

The happiest time of year for PC gamers.

Gabe Newell: Let the steam sales begin!

by Noobly1224 April 28, 2020

Steam Powered Giraffe

A group of performing automatons that currently include:

Hatchworth

The Spine

Rabbit

Past Members Include:

The Jon

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Excerpt from steampoweredgiraffe.com -

"Once called the 8th 1/2 Wonder of the World, Colonel Walter's Steam Powered Robots are a technological marvel that has astounded the world for generations!

Created in 1896 by Colonel P. A. Walter I, these robots still run off their original steam powered engines and artificial intelligence. But you'll find no generic boilers or clockwork brains in these robots! How their steam-driven power supplies function is a secret that the Walter family holds close, and those who have tried have ultimately met disastrous outcomes.

Today the robots are all refurbished with better plating, rubber buffers, and hydraulic tubing. New parts have replaced any old ones that have worn and torn over the centuries, but the robots all retain their original chassis, and are vintage relics of unmatched engineering.

Of all the Walter robots the most popular are the ones who currently perform in the band Steam Powered Giraffe, whose namesake comes from Walter's first robot, a giant mechanical giraffe."

Their latest album is called The 2cent Show and is available for purchase on their website. (Give it a trial listen on the main page! free!)

"Say, what is that angelic metallic sound?"

"Its 'The Suspender Man' by Steam Powered Giraffe!"

"What a crazy name, but heck, I'll give em' a try!"

by Jaundice Pohaku November 7, 2012

steam train

A short shimme followed by a gentle moan, performed by a female after a particularly intense lip engagement. Females will not perform a "steam train" at the beginning of their menstrual cycle

"Yo bro, that encounter was so intense she steam trained like an elephant!"
"She didn't steam train last night, what did i do wrong?"

by Derrick Ohio February 25, 2021

Steam Rich

Term used to describe someone that has immense wealth on the gaming platform, "Steam," more so than their actual real world wealth, and fails to realize that it has no actual monetary value.

Gaben was late on his rent for the third month in a row, but he did not care, because he is Steam Rich, and could give his landlord as many $400 Karambit Fades as he wants, assuming his landlord plays Counter-Strike: Global Offensive, and would accept them as payment.

by Foof811 August 22, 2014

steam support

A piece of junk support system that never answers.

John, steam support is not answering!

by afsdjsalk;jfdsl;kajfsl;kajs;la March 27, 2015

steam iron

A ceremonial exercise of female aggression, wherein the angered party forcibly conveys her genitalia onto the face of a subordinate, as a display of dominance.

"If that stale trollop eyes my boyfriend one more time I might have to steam iron a bitch."

by ozmodiar138 June 12, 2009

steam bench

A steam bench located outside of the dorm Read at Indiana University Bloomington. It is a spot to get extremely ripped with your friends, but be careful because tons of cops lurk there at night looking to feed on young, innocent college boys and girls.

Brendan: I just picked up a gram from curry 2!
Jared: Where should we smoke it?
Eric: Lets go to the steam bench!
Alex: Thats a great idea, hopefully officer Dan doesnt catch us
Eddie: I'll bring Mary Poppins

by alexmace November 24, 2011